Registered: Mar 2008
Location: blasting the funk out yo speaker!
LOL @ Thread!
This thread reminds me of a joke!
This guy jumps on a bus at rush hour. There was this huuuuuuuge fat lady standing in front of him with her skirt stuck into her ass crack!
LOL
The man couldn't resist the temptations, so he pull out the skirt out of her ass crack, the lady got really and was like are you doing! the man got , apologized and shoved the skirt back into her ass again!
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Originally posted by Frenchie
My pussy is cold, please light my fire.
Aug-22-2008 10:09
kr00t0n
Archduke of Awesome
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Hibernating
quote:
Originally posted by Axer
LOL @ Thread!
This thread reminds me of a joke!
This guy jumps on a bus at rush hour. There was this huuuuuuuge fat lady standing in front of him with her skirt stuck into her ass crack!
LOL
The man couldn't resist the temptations, so he pull out the skirt out of her ass crack, the lady got really and was like are you doing! the man got , apologized and shoved the skirt back into her ass again!
maybe its the smoke and wine... but I remember a time I damn near wanted to go to the emergency room due to not wanting to pass gas in front of a new girl. held it and held it and then 4 hours later she left the house to go to the store and I damn near blew up.....
I later told her about it and her reply was to pass gas right there in front of me.... it smelt like flowers "everyone farts laz" she told me.. "even pretty girls."
Aug-22-2008 10:56
Axer
Suspended User
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: blasting the funk out yo speaker!
quote:
Originally posted by kr00t0n
How is that a joke?
quote:
Originally posted by kr00t0n
So I guess I should start sucking cock then?
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quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
My pussy is cold, please light my fire.
Aug-22-2008 12:18
kr00t0n
Archduke of Awesome
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Hibernating
quote:
Originally posted by Axer
Exactly, with the use of a punchline, I made a joke, what you typed is just a garbled mish-mash of a rather un-entertaining story.
{insert sounds effects, used in cartoon featuring Slylee and UWM many years ago that I cannot remember precisely, here}
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: blasting the funk out yo speaker!
*whistles*
I couldn't hold my pee any longer!
quote:
Originally posted by kr00t0n
Exactly, with the use of a punchline, I made a joke, what you typed is just a garbled mish-mash of a rather un-entertaining story.
{insert sounds effects, used in cartoon featuring Slylee and UWM many years ago that I cannot remember precisely, here}
Mmmmmm.... hot beef injection.
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quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
My pussy is cold, please light my fire.
Aug-22-2008 13:02
squirrelly
The Phun Nun
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: In the Shower
I know this thread has gone waaaay off topic - but - Never. My ex and I did that, and we got toooo comfortable. Kinda took the sexiness away from each other. Actually, not kinda, it did. Once you've seen someone go #1 and #2... it's hard to see them as sexy anymore, all you see is that grunt face.