I hate watching bj porn, I always skip ahead to the penetration so...frontsies

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Originally posted by gmilf I hate watching bj porn, I always skip ahead to the penetration so...frontsies

wait i think you're confused. loook at the chick in the picture. her front is head, and her back is her vag (and/or ass). so....if you're claiming frontsies, you get the mouth. i would think since you're banging her already, you'd want the vag?

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Originally posted by srussell0018 They make Nair for "sensitive areas" I believe.

This hurts my ego, I maintain that my balls are composed of steel and it was only because the blades were a composite stronger than steel that the skin was sliced at all.


And you're right about quick healing time. I wonder why that is, the inside of the mouth takes 2 weeks to heal if you drink something too hot but the sac doesn't have a mark after a couple days.

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Originally posted by tubularbills wait i think you're confused. loook at the chick in the picture. her front is head, and her back is her vag (and/or ass). so....if you're claiming frontsies, you get the mouth. i would think since you're banging her already, you'd want the vag?

why would I look at myself?? I meant what I said.

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Originally posted by gmilf why would I look at myself?? I meant what I said.

ahhhh i get it now. ok. that's cool. i don't know whatever else wants, but it sounds like we got dibs.


high 5?

lol

also i don't know why dick skin is so great at healing. although, i'm sure Jay has a different story

He never sent me the way to get into the secret forums where his penis resides so I have no idea what you are talking about. Does Jay have a mutilated penis?

kid in blue seems a bit... excited

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Originally posted by gmilf He never sent me the way to get into the secret forums where his penis resides so I have no idea what you are talking about. Does Jay have a mutilated penis?

herpes bro. lots of herpes.

that's a running joke that jay has like every std in the book, short of the hiv. to be honest, i doubt any of it is true; but we still roll with it.

I am sure that banora will tell me to stop posting on here before I have time to catch onto all the running jokes. But, thanks for the info I will be sure to mock his indiscriminate promiscuity from now on and the physical health concerns likely to come with such ventures!

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Originally posted by Adamo

I bet you two twinkies and a snicker this pussy is cuter than Pie's.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Why not just ban the whiny bitches instead?

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Originally posted by chlola I bet you two twinkies and a snicker this pussy is cuter than Pie's.

no shit that thing prolly has 4inch pussy lips flapping about looking more beat up than janice dickinson, amy winehouse's face and rihanna with red hair.