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Originally posted by chach lol working on the weekends sucks bro! If I make it out there sometime you are so not going to work

lol for the past year at least hes worked weekends. i havent known him NOT to. fucking sucks. his gf and i are supposed to hit up a football (soccer) game!

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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UM football is like a bad girlfriend right now All we do is fight and have sex, but i cant leave her... god do i wanna just punch her one right in the ovaries though...

from the miami boards.. I lold hard

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Originally posted by bas I'm gonna start asking for Saturday's off.

so that was the timeframe? fuck.

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Originally posted by chach from the miami boards.. I lold hard

so true.

UK vs. tennessee in triple overtime

make that FOURTH OT.

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"I am just a waitress," she said
"Went and bought a new hat," she said
"Look at you, I believe in you," she said,
screaming into the eye of the lens

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Originally posted by idoru "I am just a waitress," she said "Went and bought a new hat," she said "Look at you, I believe in you," she said, screaming into the eye of the lens

"That's all I do" she says, she says
"Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half," she says
"Three hits a day at 35 per", you say
"that's seven tricks a day at least", but she says
"sometimes I get lucky.

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half," she says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "that's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "sometimes I get lucky.

"Once this guy gives me a bill and a half just to eat me, only time I ever came."
You figure you can save her. You sell your color TV that keeps her off the streets a whole day, you hawk your typewriter for one jolt, then your shotgun, your watch.
A week later you say, "Listen, I'm a little short."
But she says, "No scratch, no snatch."

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Originally posted by idoru "Once this guy gives me a bill and a half just to eat me, only time I ever came." You figure you can save her. You sell your color TV that keeps her off the streets a whole day, you hawk your typewriter for one jolt, then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say, "Listen, I'm a little short." But she says, "No scratch, no snatch."

She sees you standing there, in your skivvies.

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Originally posted by bas She sees you standing there, in your skivvies.

... tryin' to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says, "Christ you look fucked," she says, "Hang tough." But you don't say anything.

You just think, "What a bum wrap for a nice sensitive guy like me."

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Originally posted by idoru ... tryin' to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says, "Christ you look fucked," she says, "Hang tough." But you don't say anything. You just think, "What a bum wrap for a nice sensitive guy like me."

YOU. ARE. SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIINGGGGGGGGG.

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov YOU. ARE. SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIINGGGGGGGGG.

Thunder
Thunder
Lightning ahead