i couldn't have owt in my nose, it feels so painful when I have a cold, having something like that would drive me nuts I reckon

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Originally posted by Ian i couldn't have owt in my nose, it feels so painful when I have a cold, having something like that would drive me nuts I reckon

i've had 2 colds with it and it's been fine...you just kinda have to be careful blowing your nose haha

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa you're telling me! shit! it makes my eyes water like crazy too, it being so close to the schnoz and all

haha yeah. i know my face is sensitive as hell.

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Originally posted by Ian i couldn't have owt in my nose, it feels so painful when I have a cold, having something like that would drive me nuts I reckon

lol seriously.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

Are you going my way? It's just another day

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I used to catch my nose stud on towels all the time and it totally made my eyes water at first, now if it happens to pop out, pop it back in.

So I dropped my baby off at her first 'real job' this morning. Apparently 5 or 6 years of part-time/full time university isn't enough to make you a proper solicitor, there some kind of traineeship thing they also have to do as well for goodness knows how long. It was odd seeing her not wearing her grotty sneakers and jeans, looking all grown up in a suit, one of my larger blouses, some shiny shoes, hair all pretty and even wearing makeup.
Pay is pretty miserable, hardly seems worth it but I guess the more experience you get the more they pay you like most every other job, it's about the only part of the whole esoteric process I understand. Being that I ditched school when I was 17, I don't know nuffink about advaned edumachations and much less about legal systems, except don't get caught in the first place

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Originally posted by Lilith So I dropped my baby off at her first 'real job' this morning. Apparently 5 or 6 years of part-time/full time university isn't enough to make you a proper solicitor, there some kind of traineeship thing they also have to do as well for goodness knows how long. It was odd seeing her not wearing her grotty sneakers and jeans, looking all grown up in a suit, one of my larger blouses, some shiny shoes, hair all pretty and even wearing makeup. Pay is pretty miserable, hardly seems worth it but I guess the more experience you get the more they pay you like most every other job, it's about the only part of the whole esoteric process I understand. Being that I ditched school when I was 17, I don't know nuffink about advaned edumachations and much less about legal systems, except don't get caught in the first place

Is it "articles" (or whatever it's called) she's doing? Goes for a year or two, I think?

Is she doing criminal or corporate law? I think it varies depending on which, but I could be wrong.

yay to be entering the workforce! Now the weight of the world can crush her spirit!

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Originally posted by Lilith So I dropped my baby off at her first 'real job' this morning. Apparently 5 or 6 years of part-time/full time university isn't enough to make you a proper solicitor, there some kind of traineeship thing they also have to do as well for goodness knows how long. It was odd seeing her not wearing her grotty sneakers and jeans, looking all grown up in a suit, one of my larger blouses, some shiny shoes, hair all pretty and even wearing makeup. Pay is pretty miserable, hardly seems worth it but I guess the more experience you get the more they pay you like most every other job, it's about the only part of the whole esoteric process I understand. Being that I ditched school when I was 17, I don't know nuffink about advaned edumachations and much less about legal systems, except don't get caught in the first place

Guy walks into a bar, sits down and says "All lawyers are wankers". Another guy sitting down the bar looks up and yells "Hey, i take offence to that"
"why, are you a lawyer?"
"no, I'm a wanker"

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Is it "articles" (or whatever it's called) she's doing? Goes for a year or two, I think? Is she doing criminal or corporate law? I think it varies depending on which, but I could be wrong. yay to be entering the workforce! Now the weight of the world can crush her spirit!

yea sounds like articles, depends all on the law firm as to how long they want you to do it for and how much they are going to pay you...
my friend whose doing her masters in law, was sooking to me because her first year out of uni she wont get paid enough.....

im like u try living on 20 an hour bitchface, she soon shut her mouth

Corporate, I don't think anyone wants to do criminal law... it's awful!
(That and family/my nepotism of guilt tripping/calling in favours with people we know in the business to get her a placement )
Yeah, I think 2 years of being someone's lackey for crap pay, then she can go buy a stupid BMW, 'cause I'm damned if I'm buying her one! After 2 years of dating me, usually enough to crack anyone's spirit... though you will lose weight, get a crack course in finishing school and learn how to dress properly so you don't come across as a complete numpty

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Originally posted by narcism im like u try living on 20 an hour bitchface, she soon shut her mouth

Hell yeah, my first job paid all of $24,500 a year as a trainee beauty therapist... stumbling out into a 60-70k job seems like too good to be true!

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Originally posted by Lilith Corporate, I don't think anyone wants to do criminal law... it's awful! (That and family/my nepotism of guilt tripping/calling in favours with people we know in the business to get her a placement )

Good work, a decent placement is fully hard to find.

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Originally posted by Lilith After 2 years of dating me, usually enough to crack anyone's spirit... though you will lose weight, get a crack course in finishing school and learn how to dress properly so you don't come across as a complete numpty

Damn, I didn't even think of that.

Poor girl

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