Its all so true, but woman just dont get it

LMAO!! So trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Touched by the sun ...

lmfao, hilarious and true! i especially like the one about subtle hints

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Hahaha.... That was brilliant stuff!

This one was my favourite...

quote:

Originally posted by TranceGeek 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

classic!!

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Originally posted by DaveSaenz How come all of the rules are numbered "one?"

Damn, I was just about to say that

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"I feel like Elton John in this muthafucka." -Ol' Dirty Bastard, to the audience of his first show since being released from prison

They all say 1. because of either of a few things
- They're all supposed to be SOOOO important, none more than another
- too lazy to actually count
- dyslexia

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~There's something about the look in your eyes,
Something I noticed when the light was just right.
It reminded me twice that I was alive.
And it reminded me that you're so worth the fight...~