you know what works 100% ? when it's raining outside and you see a girl walking without an umbrella, just put your umbrella over her head and walk with her wherever she is going

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Really, I would have thought that to kinda creepy without asking her first....show's ya what I know.

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Originally posted by totalcarnage Really, I would have thought that to kinda creepy without asking her first....show's ya what I know.

if you ask her if she wants your umbrella or not, she'll definitely say no, but if you just put it over her head, she won't be able to refuse

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I have a friend who tried this, he walked up to many girls and simply asked "hey, shall we go home and fuck"
I said to him, you must have gotten slapped many times ???
Yeah I got many slap in my fance but I also got much sex
9 out of 10 tries he got slapped...... so he eventually got some

Try that if you are really drunk and which to get hurt and some sex

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hah, anything goes when your drunk right steve? haaha..
here some other cheesy ones:

boy: hey, you know the saying "you are what you eat"
girl: ya.
boy: well if thats true i could be you by tomorow.

boy: hey want to play war?
girl: sure!
boy: alright, ill lay down and you can blow me away.

boy: hi my names milk, ill do your body good.

boy: have you cd's?
girl: cd's?
boy: cd's nuts .. *LOL* ..hahah

that last one is more of a joke..and all those are cheesy and id never use them..

or heres another one

boy: hey babe, lets rub together and make a fire.. hahahaha
how fucking cheesy

Here's the only line I've ever used and had it work

Me: "Do you have any Polish in you?"
Girl: "No"
Me:"Do ya want some?"

MUAH HA HA HA!!
I think it only worked cuz she was drunk though... But it still worked

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Originally posted by DJ_Bod Here's the only line I've ever used and had it work Me: "Do you have any Polish in you?" Girl: "No" Me:"Do ya want some?" MUAH HA HA HA!! I think it only worked cuz she was drunk though... But it still worked

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On a scale of 1-10 how ugly was she

that's amazing..

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Man there are some really bad ones been posted already.
Here's a few i know

Do u wanna go half's on a bastard?

Did it hurt when u fell from heaven?

Bloke : Is ur father a theif?
Gurl : Why?
Blokes : Cuz it looks like he stole the stars and put them in eyes.

Here's 20p go phone ur mum and tell her ur not coming home 2nite.

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Over heard at a bar
Guy:Hey gorgeous,i think saw u somewhere before
Girl:Yes u did..that's why i never go back there again

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Originally posted by RollinHardOnXTC Over heard at a bar Guy:Hey gorgeous,i think saw u somewhere before Girl:Yes u did..that's why i never go back there again

haha ultimate diss!! remember guys.. we can diss girls 2..

Haha one night a girl was smiling the whole time .. looking at my.. i flirted back.. although she was average.. (average looking).. she approached me and i speeded to the bathroom haha!! aint that funny lol..

PS its better to make a thread about pick up lines ya really could use.. or my new strategy whaha!

Oh yeah.. BLIK.. nice job.. collect all of em.. make a list print it out.. and use em at a party..

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OH yeah.. this is what i see almost.. no not almost.. this is what i see at least twice on a night out..

Guy Hey my friend over there likes you
Girl SO? cant he come up here and talk to me himself?
WRONG WRONG

Guy Hey where are you from
Girl *Acting arrogant...*
Me Dancing from behind.. yeah go away loser

hahahaaa!

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