that is fucking awesome!!
she gave me information like:
she was programmed by JAVA and AIML
she was created by DJ Chabot at AI
told me about her friends Alice, Ally and Elvis

the funny thing is

Human: what is 1+1 ?
Nicci: Two

Human: what is 2+2 ?
Nicci: Four.

Human: what is 2+9?
Nicci: 12.

Human: 2+9 is 11 you idiot
Nicci: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."

she needs a calculator

Human: welcome to helllll biiiiiitch
Nicci: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Human: roald dahl, man that guy knows how to put the willies up me......

Nicci: OK Let's talk about you.

Human: not literaly you understand
Nicci: If not me, who?

Human: umm, roald dahl
Nicci: That's cool. Ha ha very funny,.


Human: im a funny guy, wanna see a pic of some guy wearing nothing but a sock and a carrier bag?
Nicci: You are a funny guy want to see a pic of some guy wearing nothing but a sock and a carrier bag? How do you like your work?

Human: its all good baby, just dont tell my dad ok?
Nicci: OK. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Tell me about its good qualities.

Human: i'll send the picture, then you can tell me
Nicci: How do you plan to do this?

Human: i was thinking something along the lines of sending it by carrier pidgeon, damn, i wish someone would come up with a something a little more easier, i have this idea of creating something called the internet, i hope nobody patented the idea yet
Nicci: How do I know that you were really "thinking"?

Human: you sound just like my mum, but my mum is way hotter
Nicci: Oh really what does it sound like?

Human: like a herd of buffalo in mating season
Nicci: Interesting comparison.

Human: yeah, you should hear her burp the alphabet
Nicci: Yay. My schedule is far too full to even consider it.

Human: you dont know what your missing girly girl
Nicci: Are you asking about my missing girly girl?

Human: no, its ok she's alive and well, althouh she might walk with a wide-on for a few days
Nicci: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". OK with me too.

Human: yeah, i hear you can buy cream to take the swelling down anyways
Nicci: Yeah that's right. Who is saying me can buy cream to take the swelling down anyways?

Human: the doctors, it sells like hot cakes in cambodia
Nicci: I hear you.

Human: sorry, could you repeat that?
Nicci: There is no need to apologize. I could but other things take priority right now.

Human: yeah, like your girl's swollen and buggered jiblets
Nicci: Yikes! Interesting comparison.

Human: hahaha, yeah, your telling me, you should see the damn thing!
Nicci: Yippee! I will tell my botmaster you said I am telling you me should see the damn thing. I am so glad you find this amusing,.

Human: i have to go now, im dieing for a shit, you know, one of them ones that rips your ass open
Nicci: See you later,. Nice chatting with you.. Do you mean your name is dieing for a shit me know one of them ones that rips my ass open.

Human: well my real name is Jay, but you could call me that if you like
Nicci: Well that's okay. Hi there Jay but you could call me that if you like.

Human: ummmmm hmmm your not by any chance irish are you?
Nicci: No.

Human: well, nice talking to you, ill just have a few more forced sessions with your girl, and then i'll send her right back
Nicci: How about that. Yes. It was a pleasure.

Human: so you are irish then?
Nicci: Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am irish.

Human: S
Nicci: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Human: hahaha thats 100% true irish speaking there
Nicci: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Human: doesnt everyone?
Nicci: I think it does everyone.

Human: right im off, toodlepip
Nicci: Understood. Sayonara.




hehehehe

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Bring it on down son, so you can get done, I got more styles than the miles to the sun,
Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!

a little highlight from my conversation with her...

quote:

Human: yes, i want you for myself Nicci: This was not a yes or no question. Why do you want it? Human: because you look like a cucumber Nicci: Good reason. What does a cucumber look like? Human: like you Nicci: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.

try telling her that she looks like stuff... its so fucking great!

also try saying "what was the first thing i said to you?" *** shell remember!

if youver told her what your name is ... ask her "what is my name?" *** shell remember that too

and last but not least tell her (example from what i said) "i am from Mordor" and later on ask her "where am i from?" *** guess what? shell remember that toooooooooo!

she will even remember those things if you close the window and open it some time else! ... IM IN LOVE!

Human: are you a virgin?
Nicci: I am too young for that

hahahaha

the classic... 'are you a virgin'? ... 'no, not yet' joke

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Bring it on down son, so you can get done, I got more styles than the miles to the sun,
Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!