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Get a baseball bat knock on his or hers door. when they open it crack them around the kneecaps with it. Get an Axe and whilst their on the floor chop their hand off, go to stereo put on some Mozart or Beethoven to drown out the noise of their screaming, get a chisel out and on their remaining hand chisel out their nails, after get a lump hammer wrap it around their hand, Get the baseball bat again do in their other knee and keep on hitting it, Now you want some cheesewire tie the ****** up every move they make will tear off skin, Get a kitchen knife then knife them in the stomach repeatly but keep them gurgling blood up, get a scyth and chop off their right foot, Now Get a Pick Axe and smack it into their skull with one big swing, if their still breathing grab a spade and keep on smashing their head in with it.

OMG psycho.....

however, peeps shat in beds, n spad in peeps mouths in my school

i say get out the chainsaw, n do it slowly

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OMG psycho

lol someones got to be the psychotic one, and help Jon get in touch with the inner psycho within him.

Aye chainsaw ouch that scene in Scarface even though it was film and totally fictional I felt sorry for that poor bloke.

Seriously though I dunno what you should do Jon. It depends on the person if their a mate or if you totally hate them. piss in a pint glass? Thats it when he gets some cans of beer in pour some of the piss into the can but not loads I probably couldn't keep a straight a face though If I do something like that like I flicked ash into mates can once by mistake and before I could say I was using it as an ashtray he took a massive big gulp and didn't notice half a cigs worth of ash in the can, so me and another mate just sat there trying not to laugh but its immpossible.

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan What you want to do Simmo is Get a baseball bat knock on his or hers door. when they open it crack them around the kneecaps with it. Get an Axe and whilst their on the floor chop their hand off, go to stereo put on some Mozart or Beethoven to drown out the noise of their screaming, get a chisel out and on their remaining hand chisel out their nails, after get a lump hammer wrap it around their hand, Get the baseball bat again do in their other knee and keep on hitting it, Now you want some cheesewire tie the ****** up every move they make will tear off skin, Get a kitchen knife then knife them in the stomach repeatly but keep them gurgling blood up, get a scyth and chop off their right foot, Now Get a Pick Axe and smack it into their skull with one big swing, if their still breathing grab a spade and keep on smashing their head in with it.

there any ideas that wont end up with me going inside.....

imm prob gonna bake some extra strong space cakes and give them to him 30 mins before he leavs for work - he works in a call center and does 8 hour shifts...

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Why not posion him by crushing up a few Laburnum seeds and mix them into a pot noodle or something.

laxatives

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Originally posted by jonsimmonds imm prob gonna bake some extra strong space cakes and give them to him 30 mins before he leavs for work - he works in a call center and does 8 hour shifts...

that would work.. but surely thats a waste of good cake, that could get yourself very mashed..?

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Tu_face has an extremely good point there mate

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Originally posted by tu_face that would work.. but surely thats a waste of good cake, that could get yourself very mashed..?

yeah but the thought of him at a call center half stoned is quite funny, i hope it works

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haha mad as fish... me flat mate does that too, cos he cant be ass to do shopping so he just takes other ppl's stuff...

try peppering his pants...

or...

get prawns and stick them in unknown places in his room, they stink like fk after awhile and proper hum

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