Registered: Jan 2003
Location: The Seventh City (New Jersey)
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Originally posted by Magimaster
Chuck Norris stands no chance against Billy Blanks or Jean-Claude Vandamme (who both suck as well).
IMO, he's in the lower tier of martial arts actors. All non-asian martial arts actors are. Sorry, it's just the plain 'ol facts.
wow what monoviewical stereotypical bastardi.
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May-29-2003 02:41
igottaknow
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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
chuck norris, claud van dam, and sylvester stallone should all win oscars
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May-29-2003 04:38
XeroREVERSION
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Registered: May 2003
Location: Florida, USA
Not as bad as Van Damme, who in every movie has a clone of himself that he has to beat. Remember that movie sidekicks with Mr. Norris in it? That movie owns.
I use the total gym, works pretty good actually. At least I know I could beat Steven Seagal's ass.
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May-29-2003 05:03
Zewad
This is my custom status.
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Earth
i think he's a total retard and like a C-actor (yeah,. not even an A list or even B) but the yahoo does share teh same bday with me and sharron stone,... March 10th
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May-29-2003 05:08
apostrophe
'absent'
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: chicago | shanghai
>_< Chuck, you always reminded me too much of Chucky the Doll...
but really, his movies had no real value. that's why they were masterpieces.
May-29-2003 06:35
Magimaster
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Vancouver
quote:
Originally posted by XeroREVERSION
I use the total gym, works pretty good actually. At least I know I could beat Steven Seagal's ass.
There you go! Another non-asian crap martial arts actor (Segal).
Actually, Segal was atleast entertaining. I was amused at his movies, especially the one where he's a retired navy seal working as a chef, and when the destroyer he's cooking on gets overtaken by terrorists he goes on a one man killing spree, all the while managing to get the aid of a stripper (wtf?!) to help him.
Quite entertaining.
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May-29-2003 07:34
Chuck Norris
milfhunter in training
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Missing In Action
Bump, Chuck Norris for president.
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Sep-23-2003 15:14
Mellow Yellow
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Calgary
quote:
Originally posted by XeroREVERSION
Not as bad as Van Damme, who in every movie has a clone of himself that he has to beat. Remember that movie sidekicks with Mr. Norris in it? That movie owns.
I use the total gym, works pretty good actually. At least I know I could beat Steven Seagal's ass.
LOL, Sidekicks was on a few weekes ago, i love that movie!
Sep-23-2003 15:36
Chuck Norris
milfhunter in training
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Missing In Action
I cried when i watched Missing In Action 1 and 2
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Sep-23-2003 15:45
maria111
Veracocha - Carte Blanche
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Rotterdam
damm i hate him and specially make me mad when they play in the tv all the time his movies!!!
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Sep-23-2003 16:37
monoxide
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2003
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
not hate him, LAUGH at him!!! he seems to be quite pitiful... lol
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Sep-23-2003 16:37
DaveSZ
When The Levee Breaks
Registered: Jan 2003
Location: ATX
quote:
Originally posted by Swamper
"Walker, Texas Ranger" has to be one of the funniest 'action' tv series ever...
It always cracked me up how he'd walk into a room with like 20 guys and proceed to beat the fuck out of everyone... It'd be nonstop laughter, I'd look forward to that scene every show where the guys would just stand there hunched over waiting for the next kick to come their way