OMFG. Once, when i came home stoned, i ate a burger, and 10 mins later, i had a really bad shit, so i took some masking tape, and put it over the lable and wrote "Spicey Shit Burgers" ;D

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Originally posted by DrummeRaver86

My thoughts exactly!

Its the dressing / sauce they have. Happens when you have a salad with Italian dressing and such. Gives you smelly farts etc.

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cmon now- we all know why?!

The lettuce in subway sandwiches (like all outerlayers of plants) is composed of cellulose. Essentially cellulose is indigestable and must be extracted by "taking a shit." So, everytime you eat like salad or lettuce or whatever-- it's inevitable-- you are going to take a shit sooner or later.

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Originally posted by djdust cmon now- we all know why?! The lettuce in subway sandwiches (like all outerlayers of plants) is composed of cellulose. Essentially cellulose is indigestable and must be extracted by "taking a shit." So, everytime you eat like salad or lettuce or whatever-- it's inevitable-- you are going to take a shit sooner or later.

You could simplify this statement with:

"So, everytime you eat-- it's inevitable-- you are going to take a shit sooner or later."



Actually, my hypothesis on this is that after stuffing your belly with an entire footlong sandwich, your metabolism kicks into gear to start digesting it and starts to speed the "shit cycle" along a bit.

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Originally posted by TeKnoHe@d2025 only if you ordered it with extra laxative dressing on the side.

Based on the "what goes in must come out" law.
Eat 1 foot Shit 1 foot (not sure how that translates into the metric system).

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if im starving then eat like a full english

then i need a shit, but usually im just wolfing down crisps and toast, not a balanced diet, hence me being lanky

but that way i dont need a shit everyday

go for a shit like once every 2-3 days

sometimes everyday, if i got the munchies

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Taking a shit is good for you man, unless you get DIARREAH all the time, which is a stomach virus symptom or something like that, but if you shit after every meal, its actually good, your digestive system is working good and getting read of the "shit" you ate in orderly fashin

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Happens everytime I do lunch at my parents...

But seriously, the digestive process can take 6-12 hours, so it's not like you're shitting what you've just ate (unless it's a liquid or jell-o).

But I do have a theory that sometimes when you eat something that your body consideres unfriendly, there are defensive mechanisms to protect you. You either throw up, or your digestion goes to "evacuate mode", so first come out some almost fully digested stuff and later comes the undigested stuff... (gross )

Cats are known to be very good at this, and it is not a simple task to poison them, cause if their stomachs detects something bad they'll just throw up.

My guess that humans also have some form of this mechanism.

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ugh i cant stand walking into Blimpies or subway. Smells like dirty old man B.o.

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Originally posted by puckhead Every time I eat a footlong sandwich from Subway, I take a huge dump about an hour or two later.

I don't get why people feel that we should know this

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is the dump also a foot long?

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