wow...look what you get with 999, 999, and Big squirter...

You have made 270291.9375 gallons and 2255695.4163802 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 14415.57 football fields!
You have killed approximately 9,341,289,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 51896052 kittens.

euuugh!!

For those of you who wonder about the kittens.....
There was a huge mass forwarded e-mail around the internet that had a picture of 2 cute kittens that said "EVery time you masturbate, a kitten dies." and that's the idea.

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You have made 9.75 gallons and 81.367689 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 69.333333333333 yards.
You have killed approximately 449,280,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2496 kittens.

hahahahahahahahaha, brilliant..

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There was a huge mass forwarded e-mail around the internet that had a picture of 2 cute kittens that said "EVery time you masturbate, a kitten dies." and that's the idea

AH HA!!!!! finally i understand! LOL

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Originally posted by Inertia You have made 9.75 gallons and 81.367689 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats! If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 69.333333333333 yards. You have killed approximately 449,280,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 2496 kittens. hahahahahahahahaha, brilliant..

my question is: should you be happy over low or big scores?

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130 less vietnamese dinners on my behalf haha,

i calculated out my friend by an estimate of his habbits, 3 a day keepin the doctor away, i think he totaled near 37k kittens for 4 years haha, poor kitties,


and the quote on the image was, "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten" haha

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