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rock_roll18
Armin Addict To Da Core



Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Chicago

haha ..messed up game..
poor kittens get killed with all tht jizz

Old Post Jun-23-2003 17:07  United States
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SgtFoo
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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Vaughan, Canada

wow...look what you get with 999, 999, and Big squirter...

You have made 270291.9375 gallons and 2255695.4163802 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 14415.57 football fields!
You have killed approximately 9,341,289,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 51896052 kittens.

euuugh!!

For those of you who wonder about the kittens.....
There was a huge mass forwarded e-mail around the internet that had a picture of 2 cute kittens that said "EVery time you masturbate, a kitten dies." and that's the idea.


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Old Post Jun-23-2003 17:45  Canada
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Inertia
yes.



Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
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You have made 9.75 gallons and 81.367689 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 69.333333333333 yards.
You have killed approximately 449,280,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2496 kittens.

hahahahahahahahaha, brilliant..


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Old Post Jun-23-2003 23:40  Dominican Republic
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RWC0412
Easy Lee



Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Windsor,Ont.

quote:
There was a huge mass forwarded e-mail around the internet that had a picture of 2 cute kittens that said "EVery time you masturbate, a kitten dies." and that's the idea



AH HA!!!!! finally i understand! LOL

Old Post Jun-24-2003 00:33  Canada
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chojin
<3 Leah



Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Bedfordshire, England

quote:
Originally posted by Inertia
You have made 9.75 gallons and 81.367689 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 69.333333333333 yards.
You have killed approximately 449,280,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2496 kittens.

hahahahahahahahaha, brilliant..


my question is: should you be happy over low or big scores?


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DJDigDug
Trolling when not Rolling



Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Indio, Calif. US

130 less vietnamese dinners on my behalf haha,

i calculated out my friend by an estimate of his habbits, 3 a day keepin the doctor away, i think he totaled near 37k kittens for 4 years haha, poor kitties,


and the quote on the image was, "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten" haha


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