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Here's a piece of advice for you:
Give her a few drinks to loosen her up a little, and allow her to listen to Spanish music in the background. Then when she gets up to pee-pee, slip her a couple of rolls in her drink. Make sure they dissolve well. Then, about 45 min. or so later, when she's starting to roll hard, fade out the Spanish music and slip in your favorite trance mix. Then when she's really peakin,unzip your fly, whip out your whacker, stand over her head, and beat her over the head with your schlong to the beat of the music, all the while saying, "you'll learn to love this shit!!!"
That will teach that idiot girl to have different musical tastes than you! If she won't conform, you just try it on someone else. Sooner or later you'll either find someone that either likes the same music as you, or you'll beat it into their head with your whacker to like it.
Or perhaps you'll get over that superficiality of something as non-crucial as musical tastes that hinder your judgement on dating women. One way or another, you'll be okay.
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Whence September dusk grows crisper still,
with leaves all crimson conquered,
I yearn to shout,
and dance about,
and stick pickles in my honker...
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