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Dear mr picotto...
you own...

sincerely
sam

^^that reminds me...


Dear Mr. Picotto...

Please talk to the mods on ur forum and tell them to unban shaya since he didnt intend any harm but ur mods are jackasses.


LKD

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Dear Any and All Techno DJs:

Why is it that everytime you come to toronto, you play a fuck of a boring set? The only set that has impressed me so far is Adam Beyer @ System Soundbar. You all seem to be under the impression that since Toronto is a city dominated by Progressive House, that we must like Progressive Techno. This is NOT true. We like hard and banging, and would like to see it too. Minimal prog techno does not fly. I don't even understand why you bother plyaing these records as soft techno really defeats the whole purpose of the genre. If I wanted to listen to soft pansy music I'd listen to Endlesswave's sets.

DJ Rush, Umek, Marco Bailey, Chris Liebing, please do not bother coming to Toronto if you are going to follow suit of every other techno DJ that I've seen so far (except Adam Beyer). If you are planning on playing what you usually do at places like I Love Techno and other big techno events, then please GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!

NOTE TO JEFF MILLS!!!!!!!

BRING YOUR EGO DRIVEN BLACK ASS TO TORONTO AND BURY THE FUCKING HATE....IT"S BEEN 4 YRS YOU FOOL!!!!!!...COME TO TORONTO AND CRUSH US WITH YOUR MINIMAL HARD TECHNO....

your fan
ANDY

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Originally posted by The Highroller If I wanted to listen to soft pansy music I'd listen to Endlesswave's sets.

Thanks. *middle finger emoticon*

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Dear Monika Kruse: see techno addict's post above. We like it, and we like it hard. Bring that tight german shit over to T-dot ASAP. (I meant your music.)

Dear Marco Carola: why are you so talented, but yet you always bore me? Please advise. (I do love your studio work though.)

Dear Adam Beyer: I had a dream that we were buying sunscreen in Shoppers Drug Mart together, and then got it on...FYI. (PS I also saw a video of you playing at Aria. You were sweaty and nervous, like it was your first time on speed. Funny, that.)

Dear Tiesto: I wasn't ever the biggest trance fan to begin with, but lately you've really started to suck. Get back to the trance - there's already enough progressive in the world. I must give you credit though - your gig in Oct of 2001 is the only reason I met my wonderful boyfriend.

Dear Deep Dish: I've seen you three times, have your GU 021 CD, yet still you bore me to tears. try harder.

Dear Sven Vath: when I saw you at Aria, I thought you were hot in a dirty, rough, sweaty, womanizing European techno DJ kind of way. Call me.

and lastly...

To my lovely Misstress Barbara, please allow me to bear your beautiful Barbara Bonfiglio beat babies.

I'm not Techno Addict

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Originally posted by The Highroller I'm not Techno Addict

My apologies - I got confused with all the I love techno avatars going on around here!

To Tiesto - Up until I saw you in Montreal a couple of weeks ago, I've been quite dissapointed with your recent sets. However in Montreal you proved why you are number one and that you deserve to be number one again this year. Thank you for that wonderful performance!

To Mauro Picotto - Get back to your old style(the kind of stuff you played at System in October 2002). Your new direction is no good.

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