haha the worst is that he went through the time to make 1000 marbels filled with things about this chick, this guy better be getting some or he's sad

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yea i doubt he is getting any...hes just a sucker who got caught in a pussy trap...went to get pet it and it snap his hand shut.....now hes stuck only thing he can do is bchew thru his hand to get it free....i feel for people like that i really do

I don't know about you guys, but I fucking love pussy.

those 11 yearolds need a reality check

watch, shell come up with some bullshit reason to break up..like "no chemistry"

or maybe thats just my life. damn, it sucks

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Top 3:
Dallas Holiday - Forgive
Sebastian Moore - Hunted (San remix)
Weekend World - Slo Mo

It's sick... and "watching" that kind of people on mIRC is as depressing...

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No, I'm not aplz.

i had an online girlfriend once. but she said she couldn't come over to wash my dishes, so i left her

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Thank You and Goodnight

man i gave my girlfriend a fucking book from Borders for her Birthday.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

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Originally posted by djSlain i had an online girlfriend once. but she said she couldn't come over to wash my dishes, so i left her

lol i guess she didnt do your laundry either nor cook?

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quote:

Originally posted by TuanAnh213 i thought the "i had sex on a water bed and it sucked" thread is better th an this...but thats just my opinion

lol