ooops sorry got one more .....


shit in a grocery bag and pay a bum 20 $ to go and spread it all over his car .. haha thats a good one

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Originally posted by The Rock Stroll up to him with a fucking katana sword behind your back, and stab him in through his fucking eye, and out the back of his head. Tee hee hee!

For some reason I am laughing my ass off everytime I read this response.

Emil

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Originally posted by whiskers pulp is gross, it feels like i'm swallowing someone's load

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Originally posted by DaveSaenz You're only falsifying official documents (and misrepresenting your age)...Yeah, that's legal.

nah thats totally illegal, i was referring to the standing in front
of the door blocking the entrance as protest.

guys, im not pissed as much because he isnt because of
my age, because he has yet to prove that im underage,
its that everyone who has either a fake ID or none at
all, and HE KNOWS theyre underage, he lets in. but
not me, THATS whats pissing me off.

take Dovla's situation for example. the bouncer is being
a cock, but he is doing his job. this one is not doing
his job, letting everyone go in, even the ID-less baby
faced minors, and keeping me out. i would just ignore
him, but it kinda gets to you when you go out, everyone
goes into a club and you have to spend a few hours walking
aimlessly around the city or at the nearest shitty club,
when all of your friends, and your friends' friends, all
of which are underage, are dancing to music they dont know
shit about, and half of them are there just to say the go
to clubs and listen to that type of music.

fuck, its frustrating to be a young kid like me and to like
good music. at least ive gotten into my fair share of parties.

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Originally posted by montie actually, what you should do is next time you go bring some powder laxative that you put in drinks (i don't know brand names). put it somewhere no one can find it if they regularly search at the door.

A couple of drops of Visine in his drink will have a similiar effect.

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Pure black everything. Black gloves socks shoes mask. Everything.

Stand there waiting for it to have as few people in line as possible.

As soon as hes not paying attention SPRINT down the street and whip him across the cheek (might kill him else where) if hes alone start breaking his fingers and screaming 21 and over BITCH

and then run away,

****** wont be checkin ANYONEs ID unless its with his fucking chopsticks hes holding between his Gums.

I'm guessing he didn't want you in the club. Sorry to say this, but you probably don't look 18 at all and he knows full well you're not. Either that or you're the type of person they don't want in the clbu.

You also reckon that when you turned up the second week he didn't recognise you, I doubt this is the case. Number 1 rule with bouncers, if you have a problem turn around and walk away. Try to outsmart him and it wont work, he's got the winning hand (i.e. no matter what you say he can give a reason not to let you in).

Your only option would be to contact the club owner/event promotor and discuss the problem with them. Except you can't coz you're a kid. So there's not much you can do about it really.

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Originally posted by Spad Number 1 rule with bouncers, if you have a problem turn around and walk away. Try to outsmart him and it wont work, he's got the winning hand (i.e. no matter what you say he can give a reason not to let you in).

Exactly. And arguing your point is only going to make it worse, and jeopardise your chances of getting in another time. Bouncers remember who the assholes are, so the golden rule is - don't be one...

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Dude,
Grow up to 21, get an ID and start clubbin'...
Why whould someone take a risk and let you in the club with bullshit ID?

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guys, thanks for all the advice

Spad, i can pass for 18, 21 is a stretch tho. hehe
i said he barely recognized me, because i could tell
he remembered he rejected me last week, but i sensed he didnt
remember why, as he actually took the time to look at the new
ID i presented him. if he remembered the other one that said
i was 18, he wouldnt have put on a charade. sucks to be a kid.
heh. i dont argue with him, i know that wouldnt get me anywhere.
nothing, ill just have to keep trying, or dummy up a better ID,
heh, i sure as hell am not going to start going to Shakira
concerts. dunno why he wouldnt want specifically me inside
the club, i dont stand out among the crowd, am not underdressed
or such. what bakes my noodle is why everytime he leaves me
out he directly goes over to my sister and greets her.

Fundamental, very true, i dunno what this guy has against
me, ill have to think up a way to make friends with him or some-
thing.

MOSCHINO, i understand your point of view, but i dont think
that just because i am 15 i am obligated to lisen to shit music.
if i had to wait till im 21, thats 6 years of parties i will miss,
considering the lineup this summer, thats just not an option.
a few headliners:

-Danny Tenaglia
-Mistress Barbara
-Chris Fortier
-Anthony Pappa
-James Zabiela
-Wilson Santos
-Luke Fair
-Densyn Masielo
-Hybrid
-Carl Cox
-Danilo Vigorito
-Valentino Kanzyani
-Umek
-Sander Kleinenberg
-Tania Vulcano
-Steve Porter
-many more...

again, i understand why he doesnt want me in, age wise,
what i dont get is why he only does it to me, and lets
every little shitling go in. if he's gonna be a secure
bouncer and not let anyone under 18 in, fine, but when
he lets people from my school that are 15,16,17 inside,
dont look anywhere near 21, and denies access to me,
when im actually there for the music and all those other
cocks are taking e, drinking their body weight in alcohol
or just being their to say that theyre "cool ass ravers",
feck, pisses me off.

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I would have your friends talk to the bouncers you do know and work out something with them. I am sure they can leave some names with The Cock to let you in.

Ok, you mentioned Umek...now I understand why they MUST let you in the club...you and 15.000 other kids who once downloaded Umek's @ MAYDAY from Soulseek...

Dude...
If your ass gets fucked up and taken to local police station, club will pay fine and even close it's doors...because of you. If anything happens to you, your mom and dad will go after the club, blaiming the club and only the club.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN!!!

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