u are gettin a cd player...when she said turn on, she could mean alot of things lol...dont get your hopes up, coz you will just get upset that way. if you do get a car, make sure you tell us lol

one way to find out, wait till tomorrow

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Be grateful for any gifts u get.. HOwever i don't think its a car.. cuz she would have said "we can decide when you can start your birthday present"

she mite of entered you in a race!

or id also go wiv vibrator

Well, she said it will be there when she picks me up to go out to dinner, so I doubt it's a TV or something of that nature.

Haha, vibrator

Keep us posted - I'm actually vaguely interested in what it is!

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Yeah but you don't really turn on cars.. Maybe a lightswitch? And they can decide when your light is on

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[sick]

Wretched: Hi mom.
Mom: Hi Wretched happy birthday!
Wretched: thanks mom!
Mom: Sweety, since this is a very special birthday I wanted to get you something very special ...
Wretched: Hell yea, is it a car???
Mom: BETTER!
Wretched: what is it???
Mom: Well, I know that you already have a computer, a tv, and a cd player. So I didn't really know what to get you this year. So I decided that this year your birthday present is to turn ME on!
Wretched:
Mom: let's get at it bigboy ...

[/sick]

Yes I have a very very dirty imagination

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quote:

Originally posted by occrider [sick] Wretched: Hi mom. Mom: Hi Wretched happy birthday! Wretched: thanks mom! Mom: Sweety, since this is a very special birthday I wanted to get you something very special ... Wretched: Hell yea, is it a car??? Mom: BETTER! Wretched: what is it??? Mom: Well, I know that you already have a computer, a tv, and a cd player. So I didn't really know what to get you this year. So I decided that this year your birthday present is to turn ME on! Wretched: Mom: let's get at it bigboy ... [/sick] Yes I have a very very dirty imagination

hahahahaha thats nice ahem i mean YOU SICK FREEK

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quote:

Originally posted by occrider [sick] Wretched: Hi mom. Mom: Hi Wretched happy birthday! Wretched: thanks mom! Mom: Sweety, since this is a very special birthday I wanted to get you something very special ... Wretched: Hell yea, is it a car??? Mom: BETTER! Wretched: what is it??? Mom: Well, I know that you already have a computer, a tv, and a cd player. So I didn't really know what to get you this year. So I decided that this year your birthday present is to turn ME on! Wretched: Mom: let's get at it bigboy ... [/sick] Yes I have a very very dirty imagination

I'd hit it if I were in that situation...













..I mean I as my me moncster would hit his mom in that situation.

You get to have sex with your mom? SWEET!

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Originally posted by placebo You get to have sex with your mom? SWEET!

ROFL!

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