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I sleep on a bunk bed yeah, which is only accessbile by a ladder and last night I must've been dreaming or something because I woke up screaming about my ladder being taken off my bed so I couldn't get down
And I dreamt that there was a badger sleeping at the end of the bed
So in sheer terror I jumped from my bunkbed down onto the floor at 3am.
I've now got to go to the vet to get my cat checked out because I landed right on him as he was sleeping on my floor and squashed him. (he's a deaf fuckwit)
My parents and sisters are not speaking to me.
Because they found me kneeling down beside the limp cat yelling manically at it and waggling my fingers at it like the Borg of Star Trek do.
Apparently I was screaming: "I am Locutus of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile".
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