phew, let's see, a few common words...

kurac - dick
pièka - pussy
jebati - to fuck
govno, drek, sranje - shit
kuja - bitch
kurva - slut
šupak - asshole

and a few common phrases...

jebo ti pas mater - a dog fucked your mother
nabijem te na kurac - i stick you on my dick
odi (mi) u kurac - go to (my) dick
odi u pièku materinu - go to your mother's pussy
odi u 3 pièke materine - go to 3 of your mother's pussies
puši (mi) kurac - suck (my) dick
jebo ti bog/vrag/isus mater - god/devil/jesus fucked your mother
jebi si mater - go fuck your mother
jedi govna - eat shit
odjebi - fuck off

oh, and you should set view->encoding->central european to see the characters correctly.

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DJYaNiK: chto takoe "sruhng"? =p

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Originally posted by DJYaNiK Bladt - Used to make a curse word more offensive (Usually added to end of word)

While this is a common usage, some people (with limited vocabularies)stick it in after every second word for emphasis, but the word literally means "slut" and has that meaning when used in reference to a person.

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Sruhng - Lowest form of trash

Afraid I haven't heard that one before, doesn't sound Russian.. how do you pronounce it? Any chance of posting this one in Cyrillic?

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WELCOME TO THE WONDERFULLY RICH AND DIVERSE WORLD OF RUSSIAN OBSCENITIES (written phonetically):

NB - pronunciation:
' = soft sign
"kh" = hard H sound (like the "ch" in "loch")
u = short "oo" sound (as in "cook")
a = as in father

the basics:
1) yebat' = to fuck (someone)
trakhat' = to fuck (someone)
2) khuy = dick
kher = dick (less common)
3) pizda = ****
4) manda = **** (less common)
5) blyad' = slut
kurva = slut (less common)
6) suka = bitch
7) gavno = shit
der'mo = shit
pidarast (or pidar) = fag
ssat' = to piss
8) srat' = to shit
ment = cop
musar = cop (lit: garbage)
mudack/mudilo = asshole, weirdo, dumbass
mudazvon = one who talks a lot of shit
padlo = swine, scoundrel, bastard
svoloch = as above
ublyudok = as above
zalupa = the head of a dick
9) zhopa = ass
10) drochit' = to jerk off
perdet' = to fart
gandon = condom


Some derivatives of the above (constructed using composites of normal words and suffixes/prefixes and swear words):

1)
dolboyob = dickhead/ stupid person/ lazy person
yob tvayu mat' = (lit: "fuck your mother") can be used as an exclamation of surprise, a literal insult... like many russian insluts the actual meaning conveyed varies with context and usage
yeblo = face
yeblom schelkat' = to stand around doing nothing/staring blankly (lit: o "click" with one's "eblo"[see above])
yobnut' = (lir: to fuck someone) or to strike something/someone with great force
nayebat' = to screw someone over, to cheat someone out of something
ne yebyot = it doesn't matter eg: "menay ne yebyot" = I don't care about it (lit: "it doesn't fuck me")
mnye [eto] ostoyeblo = i am sick of [this]
otyebis' = fuck off
proyebat' (d'engi) = to lose (money)
syebatsa = to escape, to piss off
uyobishche = freak/ monster (composite of word for monster and "to fuck")
viyobivatsa = to show off

2)
mnye po khuy = (lit: up to my dick) I don't care
ostokhuyit'el'no = amazing, bloody good
okhuyitel'no = as above
khuyovo = badly. eg: kak dela? khuyovo! - how are things? badly!
khuyoviy = bad/crappy... eg. u menya kompyuter khuyoviy - I've got a crappy computer
okhuyet' = 1)to go nuts 2)to be amazed/surprised
ni khuya = 1)nothing 2)no way
nakhuyachitsa = to get totally blind drunk
na khuy = (lit: to the dick) equivalent of english "to hell" eg: nu yevo na khuy - to hell with him or pashol na khuy - go to hell
kakovo khuya?: (lit: for which dick) why?
khuynya (also fignya): 1)something whose name you don't know, 2)something of little importance, 3)bullshit
khuyeplyet = (lit: one who spins ropes out of dicks) someone who talks a lot of crap.
khuy/kher s [nim]: (lit: dick with [him]) to hell with [him]

3)
dat' pizdu = (lit: "to give ****") To beat the crap out of someone.
otpizdit' = as above
poluchit' pizdu = (lit: "to recewive a ****") to be beaten up.
razpizd'ay = lazy bastard/slacker
opizdenet' = to be shocked/surprised
pizdet' = 1)to tell lies 2)to chat idly
pizdets = (composed of the russian for end and "pizda") teh end, a fatal outcome, also used to emphasize the quality of something.
pizdoi nakryt'sja = (lit: "to be covered by a ****") to break or malfunction
piz`dyulina = no real meaning, but what youmight call something (eg some gadget) whose function and real name you do not know
spizdit' = to steal something
v pizdu = (lit: "into the ****") equivalent of english "to hell" eg: "pashol v pizdu" - fuck off/go to hell
zayebat' = to bore
zayebis' = imperative form of the above, but actually means "very good!"
yobar' = a man who fucks a lot

4) mandavoshka = pubic louse/crab (lit: ****-louse)

5) blyadstvo = slutiness/slutty behaviour

6) sukin sin = son of a bitch

7) gavniuk = bastard, asshole

8) zasranets = as above

9) zhopaliz = ass-licker (one who sucks up a lot 'brown-nose')

10)
vzdrocheniy = dishevelled, messy.
drochit' sud'bu = (lit: to jerk off fate) to procrastinate

random phrases:
otmudokhat' = to beat someone up
pososi moyu konfetku = (lit: hav a suck of my lollie) suck my dick
otsosi menya = (lit: suck me off) suck my dick
kurite moyu trubku = (lit: smoke my pipe) suck my dick
igrat' na kozhenoi fleit'e = (lit: to play on a leather flute) to suck one's dick
kak dva pal'tsa obossat' = (lit: just like pissing on two fingers) equiv. "piece of cake eg. a eto s mozhesh? kak dva pal'tsa obossat' - can you do this? Piece of cake... implication: "as easy as pissing on your fingers".

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

pinlaido

blica

pouga

you guys want to like tell us what language your cussing in before just throwing out a string of obscenities?

i'm trying to learn this shit here man.

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butterfly - what is a wang?
occrider - an object you stick into a poon.

Looking for Polish here...

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chu ni de

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Originally posted by Nicke Is that how you curse in Maryland?

no fool! u think they'd understand me? bitch!

syke hehe. that's in philippines , and the language is filipino

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Originally posted by Clyde77 no fool! u think they'd understand me? bitch! syke hehe. that's in philippines , and the language is filipino

Well your location says Baltimore, Maryland USA, so how the hell am I supposed to know?

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Originally posted by DJYaNiK Moosor - Trash Sruhng - Worthless garbage (Sort of)

I'm particularly interested in the second one, whatever does it mean?

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