no no no, lasers are a total pirate thing, not for us, we block lasers with our boners/guitars

In that case I want to ability to projectile-vomit a barf that is hallucinogenic. That way my enemies will think there are snakes crawling up their pants and that ants are biting their balls or something while I keel them.

i propose, ninja starz with ninjar powers, aka lasers

can i just have sword?

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Originally posted by BTG can i just have sword?

Use a 2x4 with a nail in it. It's much more fun.

ohhh nice one.

I think I might go for the ability to fade to nothing but a pair of eyes that can stick to wall and stuff because of the adhesive nature of eyeball, instantly being able to change back to a ninja at any point

ninjas must be trained. you must FIRST use your hand as your weapon, then you get daggar, then MAYBE, you get wood stick, but no sword,

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I also want the ability to make my enemies cry.

bat O da hood! a baseball bat with 4 inch nails driven through end

i prefer just a nail...with more nails coming out of it

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turning paint into real objects would be neat

Turning real objects into paint would be neat.