fuck
n. 1. a desirable burger. 2. an illegal party.
"This fuck is insufficiently desirable!"

haxxor
n. a type of car.
"Yo, you're getting a haxxor!"

t3h roxx!
n. a person with more than one web site.
"Reggie, you're getting a t3h roxx!!"

thingie
n. marijuana belonging to a friend.
"Nice thingie, Shana!"

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GAY
adj. of an exceptional nature.
"Jose, do you think I'm GAY?"

M.I.K.E.
n. mid-nineties term for buttocks.
"Sexy M.I.K.E., Jackie!"

L-Vee
n. a person without a drink.
"What's with the L-Vee, boy?"

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man pants
n. an expensive piece of jewelry.
"Billie, where's my man pants?"

Hehehe .. got some funny results there

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SLUTS
adj. to be in a (sexual) relationship with someone.
"Is it true that Reggie and Jesse are SLUTS?"

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batty boy
adj. carrying a tattoo.
"I wish my house or home was batty boy."

wong
interj. casual greeting.
"Wong, Dad." "Wong."

cornholio
n. drugs, often sexy.
"Got some cornholio?" "Yeah, I'm your man for cornholio, Billy."

twat
n. alco-pops belonging to a friend.
"Kid, check out the twat!"

fecker
adj. likely to bad-mouth non-alcoholic drinks.
"Dawg, do you think I'm fecker?"

yorkshire terrier
v. to buy someone or something.
"I'm telling you, Grandma totally wanted to yorkshire terrier!"





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ho
n. someone who has a different boy every week.
"Grandma! Gimme a ho!"

go get me a ho grandma!

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tech-house
n. an old-school term for crack cocaine.
"Got some tech-house?" "Yeah, I'm your man for tech-house, Grandma."

armada
v. to slap one's scooter.
"Mind you don't armada, homie."

kazakhstan
n. someone who has a different person every week.
"Check out Sabrina's kazakhstan!"

toronto
n. marijuana, often broken.
"Want some toronto, my man?"

crack pipe
v. to intentionally eat a car.
"Shh, Sally, I'm trying to crack pipe."

microsoft
v. to make fun of contraceptives.
"Microsoft and you'll regret it, girl."

bill gates
v. to understand things, with no purpose or reason.
"The gang are going to bill gates, tomorrow."

seattle
interj. phrase suggesting that someone spoil something.
"Boy - seattle!"

college
n. mid-nineties term for boys.
"Let's get ourselves some small college, Dad."

international
adj. addicted to drug paraphernalia.
"Jose, you're so international."

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tech-house
n. an old-school term for crack cocaine.
"Got some tech-house?" "Yeah, I'm your man for tech-house, Grandma."
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