oh my god
pure genious
this is like better than when me and my friends were talking bout ways to identify each other of hot chicks around us without being obvious and we kept talking and randomly interrupting and sayin stuff like 'we should go *insert place* at x:zz where x is the location (12 o'clock is straight ahead, 6 is behind, 9 left and 3 right etc) and zz is a quite estimate rating
but man
orbax is me hero

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to all teh hat0rz, its supposed to be fun. its for hanging out with friends and commenting on chicks...two things you probably are totally unused to...

to the people with friends and who have contact with real life, actual women, cheers like someone said its just playin

and uh, another cheers, cuz, im drinkin!

WOot

oh another one. when you think a chick could be hot from the back or side and youre like guys hey check her out, and then she turns around and is a horse faced space dog, you scream WHOAAAA NEGATIVE GHOST RIDER! and point at her and laugh hysterically

just kidding, but you do say negative ghost rider, because its like coulda been cool, but no...it wasnt. I dont know if that makes sense to anyone else but there you go.

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Originally posted by Orbax oh another one. when you think a chick could be hot from the back or side and youre like guys hey check her out, and then she turns around and is a horse faced space dog, you scream WHOAAAA NEGATIVE GHOST RIDER! and point at her and laugh hysterically just kidding, but you do say negative ghost rider, because its like coulda been cool, but no...it wasnt. I dont know if that makes sense to anyone else but there you go.

I got it......and I must say the "horse faced space dog" line is mint.

I am laughing pretty hard from that.

Ok I need a beer.

MrS

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who gives a shit about all this stuff heh
any idiot can tell if a chick is hot or not

we had a whole intricate system we developed in study hall in highschool about how much points you would get for hooking up with a girl.
i don't remember all of it and its too difficult to explain but it would take in factors of hotness level, how drunk she was, how drunk you were, how far you went, her "easyness" factor.
you would also lose points from your grand "play" point count when you wanked it. this wasn't a too popular part of the formula...

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Originally posted by chrome who gives a shit about all this stuff heh any idiot can tell if a chick is hot or not

go to hotornot.com

i disagree with every FUCKING line there. OF course I have high standards, and dont mess around with anything that I consider 7 minus to you lay persons and i usually dont go out of the -2 - 2 X 8-10 box range. MAYBE if they have AWESOME personality ill extend that to a -3 -3 X 7-10 but thats rough

ahh, reminds me of the time i hit a hole in one on a par 5 using my 12 iron into a 12mph head-wind

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Originally posted by GelatinPufF ahh, reminds me of the time i hit a hole in one on a par 5 using my 12 iron into a 12mph head-wind

if you are a girl saying that, i am incredibly turned on, and if youre a guy, good on yah!

my comments will become more and more womanizing and GOOD JOB BRAH!ish as the night goes on

AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGG so much numbers I'll stick to the 1-10 scale

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Originally posted by Cuervo79 AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGG so much numbers I'll stick to the 1-10 scale

i was confused for a week or so with it, but you will come to use the system more than anything once u understand it