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about 3/4 years ago, we were at my house trying to think of something to do. there was 4 of us & we couldn't think of ANYTHING. then out of the blue my friend's mom calls him & says "me & your father are going fishing for the weekend, do you wanna come?", so my friend says "no, when are you leaving?" "our shit's packed & we're leaving in about 10 minutes."
so we just waited around for a while, then we went to his house to throw what was going to be the biggest house party i've ever experienced.
we get to his house, & he realizes that he has no keys & his parents are already on thier way up north. then i noticed that the window in his room is about an inch open. except one, problem, it's 3 storeys up. "give me a boost", he says, so i formed a step with my hands & he managed to get a good grip of the gutter. "i can make it!" he said, as he started struggling up to the roof. as he was climbing, i heard a little bit of a crack..."daniel, how strong is your gutter?" "it's made of alumin...." that's when he fell down. that wasn't too bad because he just fell on grass, so he tried again & made it. then came the real task, clearing the second floor. he tried climbing the wall for a good 10 minutes, looked like spiderman, when all of a sudden he just lost grip, fell off the wall, & fell off the roof. "ow, my wrist." so we brought him to the hospital. while i was outside having a smoke, i decided to call his parents & let them know what had happened.
me: "peter? it's danny. we're at the hospital, daniel fractured his wrist trying to climb up the roof"
his dad: "why the fuck was he climbing up the roof?"
me: "he forgot his key"
his dad: "fukkin idiot, serves him right. he knows there's a spare in the garage."
me: "hahaha"
his dad: "thanks for calling, i owe you a beer when i get back" *clilck
i went back into the hospital, & when i told him he has a spare in the garage, he looked like he was going to cry.
so after 2 hours, we went back to his house again, got the spare key, & started spinning some tunes. within 3 hours, the house was as packed as the guvernment on a saturday night.
it was a great night 
moral: always check for a spare before climbing roofs.
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someone make me a sig, i'm too lazy
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