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| quote: | Originally posted by Unknown DJ
hey, wana explain to a new smoker (ie me) how to make a "lung"? |
Heres a post i made in alt.drugs.pot ages ago explaining it:
The most important thing is that u dont use too much of the bottle. The less
bottle, the more suction u get. Generally only use about a third or less of
it for 1-2 litre bottles. Be careful cutting the bottle, cut off any spikey
bits. Then cut about 10 3 inch bits of tape and put them round the cut rim
of the bottle to make sure the bag will never rip when u put it in.
For the bag, use the most transparent bread bag u can find, get all the
crumbs out of it, and blow it up and feel for any air getting out. Tape up
any holes. Then flatten it out, and fold it lengthways like this:
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Fold it about 4 times and cut about a third or even half of it off, because
when u pull it outta the bottle its gonna be a good bit longer than it looks
folded.
The way i put mine on the bottle is this. Flatten out the bag and put it on
the floor or a table or whatever, open up the end of it and put the bottle
in about an inch. Tape the bag with a couple of 2 inch bits of tape at
opposite sides to hold it in place. This next bit is hard to explain.
Viewed from looking down at the top of the bottle it should look like this
(the O is the bottle):
/l <- loose bit of bag
O <-bag taped to bottle at opposite sides
l/ <- loose bit of bag
That will look fucked up if u dont see it in this font.
Grab one of the untaped loose bits of the bag on the outside at the edge,
and with the other hand pinch it in tight to the bottle and hole it there.
It should look like this:
l <-pinched in tight
O
l/ <-loose
Then fold it over and tape it down tight (have a precut bit of tape ready).
Do the same with the other side in the same direction so the 2 loose bits r
folded in an S shape sorta. Then put about 2 feet of tape round the whole
thing so its competely airtight, and blow in the bottle to check.
Then just stick a doubled up bit of tape or string to the bag so u can pull
it out easily and thats it done.
To make a bowl for it, get a rachet head or something and put a gauze in it and stick it through a bottle cap. Carefully melt the cap or whatever to get it through, then screw that on the top of the bottle.
To smoke it, do what goldenarmz says except the tin foil bit:
| quote: | | put some gear on your gauze, [sit down] and stick the lung between your knees, reach under your leg with one hand and pull the bag down slowly whilst burning the gear.. you should now a have a nice creamy looking bottle of smoke.. suck it up |
NEVER use tin foil 
NEVER EVER use matches to smoke anything except cigs (unless u want ur lungs full of sulphuric acid, no im not joking)
Take the whole thing quickly and in 1 go and hold for about 10 seconds, or try to. Unless ur used to doing lungs/buckets/fuckits ull probably not be able to take it all at once. In this case taking it in 2 sucks is ok till ur used to it. DO NOT COUGH!! Any pain u feel in ur throat will multiply by about a thousand if u cough. Eventually, once ur used to them ull have no problem taking lungs in 1 go, and u wont feel much more than a tickle in ur throat.
If u find it too painful, drink lucozade right after u exhale. This should more or less kill all the pain instantly. If u havnt got any, pure orange juice is the 2nd best thing (that i know of).
The good thing about these, apart from everything else like being properly stoned, is the amount of bud/hash ull save by doing them. Because they hit so hard u probably will only need about 50ps worth of top quality hash at first. More of course if its soap/bad quality. And that should be enough to get u as stoned as u can possibly get for a couple of hours, and by that i mean doing another 1 probably wont affect u at all. If ur worried about whiteying, just use less. Ull be amazed how far ur shit will go when u use one of these.
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put some gear on your gauze, and stick the lung between your knees, reach under your leg with one hand and pull the bag down slowly whilst burning the gear.. you should now a have a nice creamy looking bottle of smoke.. suck it up 
gives me something to do on my 18th next week. and by gauze i take it u mean the tin foil bit on the top?
