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| quote: | | woman who believes that not letting kids be kids is best for them. Soccer moms are very opinionated and are strongly against abortion, killing animals for whatever reason (such as for food and clothing), watching T.V, letting kids use the internet, and listening to music. Many soccer moms protest against letting kids watch videos in school, even for educational purposes and are the reason for anti-enertainment terrorist organizations such as the PMRC. Soccer moms usually wear tennis shoes and blue jeans and drive mini-vans with the Jesus fish on the back, an American flag on the hood, and bumper stickers that say things such as "It's becoming dark in schools because the light of Christ is gone" (I swear I saw a bumper sticker that said that.) They usually vote Republican because they are for prayer in public schools. |
| quote: | A usually white, middle-classed woman. She drives an SUV. Her kids are her "little angels" and are more important than anything or anyone else in the world and deserve to play game demos or do anything else more than everyone. She doesn't let her "little angels" watch TV with "naughty words" such as crap, pussywillow, and pants. Her kids aren't allowed to go on the internet because it's all about sex, raping little children, buying useless crap, and getting scammed. She strictly enforces the ESRB ratings systems; by that I mean makes up her own: EC = 10 and under, E = 11 and up, T and above = "Not in my house" (Movies: PG and under = Only movies you can see). Anything that doesn't say they're Christian is automatically Satanic; this includes 99.998% of music. Her children participate in as many after-school activities as possible and are usually at day camp during the summer.
Soccer moms are usually seen screaming at people, getting into car accidents, and breaking copies of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and refusing to pay for them.
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i liked these definitions, off of the urbandictionary website
in addition to having their kids and themselves do everything or make it look like theyre doing everything they possibly can in school and in their society, theres this whole attitude thing involved with soccer moms as well, these pretty much sum up 75% of the mothers whose kids went to my private school. oh god the pain and horror of being subjected to having dinner at their houses whenever im over (im not talking about the food)
the conversations they have
a) are extremely boring (the most humourless, trivial shit in the world)
b) prove that they just dont have a clue
theyre always bitter and yelling too and look like theyre happy to see you but you know theyre not
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now the killer question : is your mother a soccer-mom ? :P 
