This is a good one.

Go in a club and see if you can find an attractive bird you like, then make sure she has an ugly friend with her.

Then go up to the ugly bird and say "Wanna Dance?"
She reply's "yeah ok"
You say "fuck off then so i can talk to yer mate"!

bit tight though

my mate actually did this in a club, and he got a slap!

Lammikins, you're truly rotten.

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Originally posted by DJ M.G This is a good one. Go in a club and see if you can find an attractive bird you like, then make sure she has an ugly friend with her. Then go up to the ugly bird and say "Wanna Dance?" She reply's "yeah ok" You say "fuck off then so i can talk to yer mate"! bit tight though my mate actually did this in a club, and he got a slap!

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ah shit. i wet my chair.

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ROFL, that was class mate!


Are you the weakest link? Below are four (4) questions. You have
to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of
themimmediately.



OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.
Ready?
GO!!! (scroll down)




First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?





Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely
wrong!!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you
are second!



Try not to screw up in the next question.


To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you
took for the first question.


Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?





Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you
are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not very good at this are you?




Third Question: Very tricky math!
Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and
pencil or a calculator. Try it.




Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What
is the total? Did you get 5000?






The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check
with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?




Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4.
Nono.



What is the name of the fifth daughter?



Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary.
Read the question again.



Definately something to frustrate smart people

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Originally posted by sykadelik LMFAO @ those pickup lines. Now for something a bit more physical to keep you amused for the remainder of the day: While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction. I consider this to be very sketchy

someone should remember this for the next time we are all ******ed

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the wheelchair

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Originally posted by sykadelik ROFL, that was class mate! Are you the weakest link? Below are four (4) questions. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of themimmediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are. Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the next question. To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not very good at this are you? Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right? Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again. Definately something to frustrate smart people

i can now confirm that i am actually a retard

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Originally posted by dj_mdma i can now confirm that i am actually a retard

u needed to confirm that??? i already knew

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Originally posted by Misty Kitty u needed to confirm that??? i already knew

your ass next time i see you

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hehe some more funny chat up comebacks.

Man: I'd give you one!
Woman : Piss off
Man: out of ten.

Man: You're fit!
woman: piss off
Man: for nothing but the kitchen!

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Originally posted by dj_mdma hehe some more funny chat up comebacks. Man: I'd give you one! Woman : Piss off Man: out of ten. Man: You're fit! woman: piss off Man: for nothing but the kitchen!

ROFL!!!!!!

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Originally posted by dj_mdma Man: I'd give you one! Woman : Piss off Man: out of ten.

Haha... Quality!

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