does it matter?? lol hahah...
I'll be picking up tonz of nice babes

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and gorgerous M 600

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Originally posted by Cosmo and gorgerous M 600

why do u guys think that M600 is the best car ever????? there is so many different cars out there that are better than M600
i don't understand where the obsession is comming from?

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The obsession comes from Russia and especially 'new russians' hehe.
Here, in canada M600 is nothing
Anyways, ZapoR is da best telega lol
ANekdot:
Âîâî÷êà çàãëÿíóë â ñïàëüíþ ê ðîäèòåëÿì è çàñòàë îòöà, ñèäÿùèì íà êðîâàòè
è íàòÿãèâàþùèì ïðåçåðâàòèâ íà ïðè÷èííîå ìåñòî. Òîò, â ïîïûòêå ñêðûòü
òîð÷àùèé ÷ëåí ñ ïðåçèêîì, ñëîæèëñÿ ïîïîëàì è ñäåëàë âèä, êàê áóäòî îí
çàãëÿäûâàåò ïîä êðîâàòü .
- Ïàï, ÷òî òû äåëàåøü? - ñåðüåçíî ñïðîñèë Âîâî÷êà.
- Äà ÿ âðîäå âèäåë, êàê ìûøü ïîä êðîâàòü þðêíóëà...» - íå ðàñòåðÿëñÿ
îòåö.
- À òû åå, ñóäÿ ïî âñåìó, òðàõàòü ñîáðàëñÿ?

Of course no! M600 is usually connected with zapor becouse this pair is a hero of anekdots. 5-6 years ago having a m600 was a BIG showing off,like sain' "i had it - i'm cool" , and on contrary zapor is VERY infamous car...it's better not 2 have 1,than 2 have zapor
(and i don't quite understand why u'r said that,becouse as much as i know about u,u should understand opposition between m600/Z)

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Originally posted by The []Drodigy The obsession comes from Russia and especially 'new russians' hehe. Here, in canada M600 is nothing Anyways, ZapoR is da best telega lol ANekdot: Âîâî÷êà çàãëÿíóë â ñïàëüíþ ê ðîäèòåëÿì è çàñòàë îòöà, ñèäÿùèì íà êðîâàòè è íàòÿãèâàþùèì ïðåçåðâàòèâ íà ïðè÷èííîå ìåñòî. Òîò, â ïîïûòêå ñêðûòü òîð÷àùèé ÷ëåí ñ ïðåçèêîì, ñëîæèëñÿ ïîïîëàì è ñäåëàë âèä, êàê áóäòî îí çàãëÿäûâàåò ïîä êðîâàòü . - Ïàï, ÷òî òû äåëàåøü? - ñåðüåçíî ñïðîñèë Âîâî÷êà. - Äà ÿ âðîäå âèäåë, êàê ìûøü ïîä êðîâàòü þðêíóëà...» - íå ðàñòåðÿëñÿ îòåö. - À òû åå, ñóäÿ ïî âñåìó, òðàõàòü ñîáðàëñÿ?

Shame on u,naughty bustard!

Btw,this thread should be renamed to "russians welcomed"

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Originally posted by The []Drodigy Seems like it...Ms, Stereo...are you some slovanian too?

am Polish, so that's close but i live in canada now. i was born there and moved at ten.

anekdot:
klouni v cirke vistupaut, vdrug iz zala kto-to krichit :"Pidarasi !!! Pidarasi !!! Nakrasilis' kak devchenki. ....Pidarasi!!!!"
sleduchii nomer, vistupaut akrobati, iz zala opiat kto-to krichit :"Pidarasi!!! Pidarasi!!! Kolgotki natianuli kak devchenki... pidarasi!!!"
nomer zakonchilsa , veduchii ob'iavliaet :" Sleduchim nomerom u nas budet prizhok iz-pod kupola cirka golovoi v pesok". Vdrug iz zala krik " Pidarasi!!! Kuda vi menia tachite ?!?!?!?! Pidarasi!!!"

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lol good one Tanya
U tebya est' rysskaya cyrilliza?

Íó-êà ñåé÷àñ æå âñå ïðåêðàòèëè òóò ïî-ðóññêè ðàçãîâàðèâàòü.

Êóäà òîëüêî ñìîòðèò àäìèíèñòðàöèÿ..?

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Originally posted by The []Drodigy lol good one Tanya U tebya est' rysskaya cyrilliza?

nope

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As far we're not the onliest people here i'll post some jokes in english

Women's English-
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.
Was that the baby/dog? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an _sshole


Men's English-
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired." = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventuallylike to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that
I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together." = I am gay.

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