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i about 99.99999999999% of the time hate dogs, cuz they are annoying slobbery beasts... they much ANNOYING slurping noises when they drink, ppl feed them shit from the table ALL the time, they are lazy, they dont give a fuck about the owner unless they have food in their hand, and they stink... oh yeah, and they are easy to trick, so they are stupid. Some cats really piss me off, but i like the REALLY FAAAAT lazy ones... i call them "Moose Cats"... I love moose cats cuz ya buy them and they just kinda sit there and lounge about the house and do fuck all, and u can go over and poke then in the flab and all they do is look at u, if they even wake up!! fat cats rule!!!!! all heil fat moose cats!!!!
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