Scoop it up with a shovel and deposit it in his mailbox with a post-it note attached saying
"Your dog came over and left something on our lawn so i thought I'd be a good neighbour and return it. Have a nice day "

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scoop it up, put it in a paper bag, put it on their doorstep, light the bag on fire, then knock and run. stand back and watch the hilarity.

Seriously that is so inconsiderate of your neighbour. I would honestly return whatever that dog leaves in ur garden back to your neighbour. Get a shovel, scoop that shit up, and just launch it back to where it belongs, or against his house, or whatever. Or leave a camera and catch it in the act then the guy will get a huge fine.

No rather then return the shit. I'd just eat a ton of curry, chilli con carne, bran flakes, wholemeal bread, loads of fibre type food aswell, and wait for him to go out just run across to his porch rip your kegs down and have a shit on his porch, dog shits nasty right but imagine coming home and finding human faeces it would be horrific, plus it would save picking up the wankers dog shit for him.

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Originally posted by UWM Everytime their dog poops in your yard, you or your husband go poop on their lawn.

I'm down with this idea just eat plenty of corn the day b4!

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pics or stfu!!!1

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Originally posted by Ripped Bag pics or stfu!!!1

if u insist

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Thanks for all the ideas, you guys are great I knew I could count on everybody here for input.

Thanks for the info, jdat. We got a Yard Contro+electronic fence thingy and my hubby got it installed. Weird, it doesn’t look like its doing anything, oh well….we’ll find out soon.

Lol, igottaknow, nope, my hubby doesn’t look like Tony Soprano. I’m the Italian one. My brother is named Tony, lol, but he doesn’t do ‘clipping’ that’s my Uncle Vito, he’s a ‘cleaner’ haha, he lives in East Brunswick so he’s got lotsa business.

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pretty nasty.........id get my own dog, get a great dane. they shit like an elephant...trust me

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Originally posted by cammie Thanks for all the ideas, you guys are great I knew I could count on everybody here for input. Lol, igottaknow, nope, my hubby doesn’t look like Tony Soprano. I’m the Italian one. My brother is named Tony, lol, but he doesn’t do ‘clipping’ that’s my Uncle Vito, he’s a ‘cleaner’ haha, he lives in East Brunswick so he’s got lotsa business.

forget bout it. keep us up to date.
I know dogs can be a pain, for instance,my dog when every he escapes goes over to the neighbors and steals a pair of shoes that they have on their porch.

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