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| quote: | Originally posted by Izzy
Why are there InterState Highways in Hawaii?
What's the point of having handicap parking at the Special Olympics? |
This implies that all mentally disabled individuals require a handicap decal. This is not the case, however. In fact, most mentally disabled individuals do not, or rather, cannot drive. Besides, they love to run. Haven't you seen their happy expressions when they run around the track? The further you park away from the stadium, the more they run. Hence, more happiness to them.
(Before you tell me to burn in hell, I have 2 cousins who are mentally disabled, plus I work at the Special Olympics every year. They make fun of themselves more than I ever could make light of things. Does it make it right for me to do so? No, but I know I'm going to burn in hell anyways, so don't waste your breath).
As for the microwave comments, whoever mentioned about exciting the water molecules inside is correct. Anyone who's a hot pocket junkie ends up knowing a few tidbit details about their food.
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Whence September dusk grows crisper still,
with leaves all crimson conquered,
I yearn to shout,
and dance about,
and stick pickles in my honker...
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