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Originally posted by whiskers ladies laaaaaaaav swampz0rr!

LL Cool Swampz

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Originally posted by TranceGiant y halo thar swampseksz?

haha priceless

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Originally posted by USMC_Greg Swamper prolly playz the celebrity card all the time. -Hell ladies, I run tranceaddict.com. -*slurp slurp slurp*

ROTFLMAO (funny sound effect)

You had me at SLURP

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Originally posted by butterfly personality is important but looks are too. i like a nice grabbable ass that i can hold on to during sex.

agreed

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of course looks are important because chemistry plays an important role in relationships. however, i have dated some "OK" looking guys (i say "OK" because that was the choice of ajective my girlfriends used), who were the most attractive guys to me because of how they carried themselves and how they acted. personality can make a person that much more attractive to me. i am personally turned on by brains, a sense of humor, a strong love for music, and most importantly, the eyes because they never lie.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Let's put it this way.

Surface things like looks, status, etc., are going to determine her initial interest in you. From what I've been told, though, it's not specifically just your face and body but also how you present yourself... e.g. women seem to love men in suits or men in uniform... and they sell those hair gels, body sprays, etc. for a reason...

So at that stage, either she's interested or she's not. Assuming that she is, your attitude/personality will come into play right after that. The more a girl's attracted to you, the less personality matters... it's really no different from the way guys go after girls. Sometimes she's a total bitch but just SO hot, ya'know? And other times you think she's a sweet gal but wouldn't really wanna touch her. If you're not Brad Pitt, then personality takes over where the looks taper off.

Oh, and I should add, being a "nice smart boy" isn't the type of personality that's going to do that. Hate to burst anyone's bubble there.

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Originally posted by butterfly personality is important but looks are too. i like a nice grabbable ass that i can hold on to during sex.

yeah i forgot about the cute ass part...that REALLY REALLY helps...men you must have a cute ass to grab onto...

thanks pork for agreeing with me (about the personality bit)

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Originally posted by gwrmarines I know im fucked

why, you dont have a cute ass to grab onto?

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does it matter if the ass is squishy? what about some streatch marks? i'm not fat but my ass is still squishy. (i'm 150lbs 5'8")

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<-------- dont worry dude im just as fucked as u...my personality sux i just chase girls around the club trying to pinch their bottoms

Hmm, damnit, people told me I had a cute ass when I was younger. And we're literally talking about bare ass here, it was after I mooned the female counsellors once.

But somehow, that hasn't helped me recently. I don't think my ass has changed. Maybe I just need to walk around pantsless more often.

Hmm...

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2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here