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Originally posted by Killabee How sick is that???

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When I was like 14 I was going through my mom's bedroom drawers and I found some S&M magazines and a huge vibrator, so after that while my folks were out I used to use them. Some day I want to tell my mom that she was using a vibe that had been up my butt.

this one is even more sick if this is true, he/she should ask his/her dad to fuck him/her...

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kaip gerai kai tavo kalba supranta tik 1/2133,333 pasaulio zhmoniu, heh... SLOW PULSE + CATHY BATTISTESSA - Riva - gabalas, itakojes mano gyvenima.

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Originally posted by Martinez When i was 12 i used to live on an 10th floor apartment with my parents, someday i was alone looking through the window, and then i found an old and very very drunk mand walking, so i got my pressure shotgun and aimed him and shot. Since my aiming isn´t that good, i´ve hit somewhere in ass/legs of a nice looking woman that was crossing by the drunk man. At first she screamed scared, but when the drunk man looked back her, she started hiting his head and calling him names, and so it was more fun than i expected poor drunk

moral - never pass Martinez's place when you drunk

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kaip gerai kai tavo kalba supranta tik 1/2133,333 pasaulio zhmoniu, heh... SLOW PULSE + CATHY BATTISTESSA - Riva - gabalas, itakojes mano gyvenima.

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My belly button leaks stinky smelling yellow stuff. I'm to embarrased to go to the doctor so I stuff toilet paper in there to hide the smell.

hmmmmm okay

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A few weeks before I graduated from high school, I went to school on a Saturday morning to finish a wood shop project. Upon finishing I left through the cafeteria and noticed the kitchen door open. I proceded towards the deep fry machine, unzipped my fly and pissed in the oil tank.

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I used to fold my leg and put the folds of skin together to make it look like it was a pussy, and practiced having oral sex.. with my leg.

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When I used to walk past my boss' office I would always visualise myself taking a grenade out of my pocket, pulling the pin and throwing it through the door and then hearing a satisfying bang (and maybe a scream of agony) after I walked past. heh.

join the queue

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i think that my mother's best friend used to make me give her oral sex when i was 8...

he thinks?

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I have a fear... of EGGS. I know it's silly and my girlfriend makes fun of me saying I have EGGNAPHOBIA. But I have had this problem my whole life... EGGS actually scare me. When people talk about omlettes for example, I feel sick in my stomach... I physically cannot touch EGGS as I get shivery and feel ill and if I see someone eating an EGG sandwich I get a nervous twitch (always in my right eye) and I literally have to leave the room. Even the smell of EGGS makes me feel faint. I think it's because EGGS are from chicken's butts and that always deeply disturbed me as a kid... I think it developed from there. I have issues.

lol..eggs

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Once I met these two hot drunk girls at a bar. They were getting tired and they wanted to leave. They invited me back to one of their apartments for another beer. We got there, they give me a beer, they they both say that they are going to sleep, they say good night, and they went into the bedroom and closed the door. So, I went into the bathroom, masturbated into a bottle of facial lotion, shook it up, and left.

HAhhaaha



Once I met these two hot drunk girls at a bar. They were getting tired and they wanted to leave. They invited me back to one of their apartments for another beer. We got there, they give me a beer, they they both say that they are going to sleep, they say good night, and they went into the bedroom and closed the door.

So, I went into the bathroom, masturbated into a bottle of facial lotion, shook it up, and left.

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There's a woman I work with who pisses me off. After she's gone home I sometimes wipe my helmet on the rim of her cup and put it back in the cupboard. She's started to egt chapped lips and I'm worried I might have given her oral clap or something as I had gonorrhea about 4 months ago

hahahaha

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when i was in high school i once made some extra cash for the weekend by cutting off erasers from the tops of pencils and selling it to freshmen as "high grade acid". made about thirty bucks and amused myself by watching them all "trip".

ROFL

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i have left a little old chinese lady traped in a revolving door. i didnt help her, i just laughed.

*falls off chair laughing*

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When I am driving to work I can't stop talking to myself. I just start spouting all this obscene nonsense and I have different characters with different accents shouting and screaming at each other about nothing at all. Once I've started it I find it really difficult to stop, and it escalates until I am driving along and just screaming and making baby noises and laughing like a maniac. I can't seem to stop doing it, even when I have got to work and know that I have to stop talking to myself, I find it very difficult. I have to say "I'm going to count to five, and then stop talking to myself", and sometimes even that doesn't work. I think I may be having a nervous breakdown.

Sounds perfectly normal to me :d



MrS

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