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A Green Party rally?


Cheney declares war on Anna Kournikova:

Kournikova Targeted for Preemptive Strike
“She possesses the potential to produce weapons of mass distraction”. That’s what my Washington D.C. source explained to me about the Administration’s current overtures to depose and remove from power tennis vixen Anna Kournikova.
Vice President Dick Cheney spoke in front of the Oil Interests for International Domination special interest group yesterday, making the case that “Kournikova’s repeated flaunting of international ‘Stop With The Hotness’ resolutions prove that she is closer than ever to winning a major tennis tournament”. When informed that Kournikova recently lost in the first round of the U.S. Open – Cheney slammed his fist into his heart to allow a veal cutlet to pass through, and restart his pacemaker. His chemically slurred reply was “It’s only a matter of time. America must act proactively to protect the interests of our young men”.
From Harlem, Former President Bill Clinton voiced his opposition to the war-talk: “Anything that stands in the way of a woman being exposed is something I. Stand. Firmly. Against.” He then bit his bottom lip and looked wistfully to the sky.August 27, 2002 09:52 PM EST
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