As I was walking down Elgin street in Ottawa, a bum says to me:

"You wouldn't happen to have an extra $350,000 to spare, would ya?"

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On friday as I was walking home from school some bum came up to me and asked me if I had 5 bucks. He told me he owed it to a spirit from another dimension, and if he didnt pay up soon the spirit was going to keep his soul.

I would have given him some money, but I was broke.

A homeless guy asked if me and a mate would spare some change, my mate gave him 10p.

My mate takes 5 steps down the road and sees a £10 note on the floor, effect multiplying his generousity by a thousand. He just wish he'd given the tramp a tenner, and maybe found a crate for £1000.

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funniest thing ive heard from a bum was when the leafs got owen nolan...bum approaches me and starts yelling "OWEN NOLAN HES A NUT HES A NUT !!!! U WANNA KNOW WHY HES A NUT!?!?!?!??! CAUSE HES NUTRITIOUS FOR TORONTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHH!!!"

I once saw a bum with a sign that read:
"Only need one more dollar and I can take over the world"
Neeless to say, I laughed my ass off and gave him the dollar.

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LOL all funny stories..

I was waiting for the train like a year ago, when this dood was like high on sumthing, and he asks me for $2, so me wearing jeans, making it harder to get the coins out, im like hold on a sec, so im like shit, where are my coins, then the mofo has the audacity (SP?) to say.. "hurry up or ill smash yah..."

So with a smile on my face I get up and see that hes like 1 foot shorter then me, and weights like 50KG, i was like 80KG back then, then i saw the look on his face n pushed him outta my face, i didn't wanna punch him since i felt sorry for the mofo.. lol

Anyways, that was the last time i ever gave, or even attempted to give anyone $$$, no freken way anymore, call me cheap but see wat i gets... tsk tsk tsk..

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Originally posted by FunkySimon Once I was eating a sandwich and this homeless guy comes up to me and says: can I have your sandwich I said: no man i'm hungry

thats funny i saw this thread....just today i see this bum comin from about a block away yelling and shit talkin to himself...when he comes up to me and asks me if i am a gangster...... wtf?.....i just started to laugh and kept walking...he didnt want any money but wanted to know if i was a gangster...LOL


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extulas tell me wtf has that got to do with the sandwitch?

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Originally posted by bassaholix extulas tell me wtf has that got to do with the sandwitch?

Because the bum was hungry and he didnt get the sandwich.

There's one bum in Madison who always says "Can anybody spare any change for marijuana research?" I'll usually give him whatever coins I have on me because at least he's honest.

Then there's another guy who always used the same line "Does anyone have 25 cents?" Then one day I saw him and he asked for a steak sandwich.

The best thing to do though is when a bum asks you for change to hand them a job application. They don't take that very kindly