ROFL!!!!!! Walk of Shame! bwahahahahhahahahaha

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FUCKING CLASSIC!!!

On campus here there are hundreds of bathrooms. There is this one particular tiny one that nobody uses, a real "Safe Haven" because who doesn't like a little peace and quiet whilst doing their business?

This reminds me of when I lived in rez... there was me and one other guy ("PFN" as you might say) who would always go all the way down to the basement of the building to use the bathroom there, because nobody ever went in there, it was a nice BIG stall and total peace and quiet! We hated the ones on our floors, nasty!

Editors note: both of us using it does NOT imply the use of it together.

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Originally posted by EliPsE THE PROMOTION-KILLER After you drop a bomb, you come out of the stall to see your CEO, or boss, washing their hands or doing whatever in the bathroom, the smell of your exorcism still lingering in the air, you will go nowhere in this company, get another job

LOL! thats great

Hillarious, I love how he ties togethor the watermellon with the camo cough.

brilliant

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LMFAO!!! I had seen these a long time ago but forgot a lot of them. I like the additions! I think it would be funny if everyone started replying with their own additions. I'll go first. Here is mine:

ETERNAL FECAL SMEAR: When nearly a whole roll of toilet paper is used in vain to get your ass clean. You feel your different from the rest as you ask WTF is wrong with me that I'm about done with an entire roll and everytime I wipe I still keep seeing shit.

SULFURIC DEATH BOMB: A stench emitted from a protein shake\milk combo that would knock a Russian beer fart into next week. The shit produced from the death bomb does not float, rather it sinks straight to the bottom of the bowl. The stink will burn your throat and singe your nosehair.

I realized after writing these they don't really apply to the workplace but its the best I could come up with at the moment.

Ok now someone else add something...

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hahahahaha! fukkin hilarious..this really cracked me up!

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I hate shittin in bowls other than my own.

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omfg so true and so funny!

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Originally posted by X-Multiply LMFAO!!! I had seen these a long time ago but forgot a lot of them. I like the additions! I think it would be funny if everyone started replying with their own additions. I'll go first. Here is mine: ETERNAL FECAL SMEAR: When nearly a whole roll of toilet paper is used in vain to get your ass clean. You feel your different from the rest as you ask WTF is wrong with me that I'm about done with an entire roll and everytime I wipe I still keep seeing shit. SULFURIC DEATH BOMB: A stench emitted from a protein shake\milk combo that would knock a Russian beer fart into next week. The shit produced from the death bomb does not float, rather it sinks straight to the bottom of the bowl. The stink will burn your throat and singe your nosehair. I realized after writing these they don't really apply to the workplace but its the best I could come up with at the moment. Ok now someone else add something...

BIRDS NEST - Covering the toilette seat with enough TP to cover every square inch three times. Essential if a CRACK WHORE is the only option.