I dunno man...i was in the city one time n this asian businessman yelled out somethin like 'im fucken hungry' so he climbed up this tree, whipped out a machete n chopped down a big batch of bananas.

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Originally posted by Pointy I dunno man...i was in the city one time n this asian businessman yelled out somethin like 'im fucken hungry' so he climbed up this tree, whipped out a machete n chopped down a big batch of bananas.

then he cut himself while up the tree n his machete fell out of his hands and landed in some guy's arm.... several times

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Originally posted by Pointy I dunno man...i was in the city one time n this asian businessman yelled out somethin like 'im fucken hungry' so he climbed up this tree, whipped out a machete n chopped down a big batch of bananas.

I just got weird looks after laughing a tad too loud whilst writing an essay

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I dunno man...i was in the city one time n this asian businessman yelled out somethin like 'im fucken hungry' so he climbed up this tree, whipped out a machete n chopped down a big batch of bananas.

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then he cut himself while up the tree n his machete fell out of his hands and landed in some guy's arm.... several times

Reminds me of that Ali G interview:

"So what if you was in the kitchen chopping carrots wiv a machete or somefin' cos you don't have anyfin' else, when the phone ring and it slip into your sock and you don't know and then you is running to get a bus and it fall into someone's arm... you know, a couple of times. Is that legal or illegal?"

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Originally posted by Pointy I dunno man...i was in the city one time n this asian businessman yelled out somethin like 'im fucken hungry' so he climbed up this tree, whipped out a machete n chopped down a big batch of bananas.

its amusing cause you're not far off.

few years ago, i'm sure some wil remember, there was a an asian guy, long hair, who loitered around the city topless wearing fairy wings. he use to juggle balls, climb trees etc. strange because he wasnt a busker. he'd do that and just start interacting with anybody who walked by, then suddenly become tarzan. he actually made an appearance on those "melbournge is great! come to melbourne!" ads at the time. the wackiness managed to get him a job down at galactic circus at crown, n u know how they're all s'pose to dress up? well, he came as himself hehe.

i still see the guy ocassionaly. but he's gotten all serious and student like. fully clothed, short hair, and a bag + arm ful of books these days.

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Originally posted by -=M=- then he cut himself while up the tree n his machete fell out of his hands and landed in some guy's arm.... several times

Dont ruin my story.

Last edited by Pointy on Nov-12-2003 at 00:33

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Originally posted by JayKuE i still see the guy ocassionaly. but he's gotten all serious and student like. fully clothed, short hair, and a bag + arm ful of books these days.

Is that the guy that hangs around Swanston St selling his poetry?... That dude is a nut talk to him one day, he's pretty cool tho.

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Originally posted by Pointy I dunno man...i was in the city one time n this asian businessman yelled out somethin like 'im fucken hungry' so he climbed up this tree, whipped out a machete n chopped down a big batch of bananas.

im offended.

no, not really.

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Originally posted by Pointy I dunno man...i was in the city one time n this asian businessman yelled out somethin like 'im fucken hungry' so he climbed up this tree, whipped out a machete n chopped down a big batch of bananas.

as does happen when the gourmet store runs out of mi goreng..

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Originally posted by Pointy Dont ruin my story.

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