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| quote: | Originally posted by Shad0wmaster
According to dumblaws.com, Florida is the worst state in the USA if you want to have sex:
-oral sex is illegal
-it's illegal to kiss your wife's breasts
-only the missionary position is legal
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I doubt any person from florida abides by those rules, but if you're lucky, a few from montana might!
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