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The Ecstasy (MDMA) Bible Thread 2.0

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

I think Montie is murdering millions of potential children as we speak.

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Originally posted by UWM I think Montie is murdering millions of potential children as we speak.

yup, i just love doing the fap fap whilst i post on TA


you guys turn me on sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much

i can't help myself but commmit mass murder!!!

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Originally posted by whiskers dude... honestly... i probably murdered somewhere close to 100 potential earth populations in my life..... omfg... i feel so bad now

Does that include the deceased?

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Originally posted by TeKnoHe@d2025 Does that include the deceased?

well, not quite. i should've said "current" populations


my approximate calculations were 2000*280,000,000/6,000,000,000=93

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So prior to 8000 BCE, we estimate that 61,000,000,000 (61 billion) people lived, and since 8000 BCE, 29,000,000,000 (29 billion). Thus in total approximately, 90 billion people have lived since the world began (roughly!).

so that makes 560/90 ~ 6 civilizations


but honestly, in the past 6 years i could have populated 100 earths. wow, that makes my penis feel bigger than it's tiny 5 inches.

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Originally posted by whiskers well, not quite. i should've said "current" populations my approximate calculations were 2000*280,000,000/6,000,000,000=93 so that makes 560/90 ~ 6 civilizations but honestly, in the past 6 years i could have populated 100 earths. wow, that makes my penis feel bigger than it's tiny 5 inches.

you could have populated those 100 earths with 100 billion whiskers if you did 100 billion fertile females in your life time

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Originally posted by montie you could have populated those 100 earths with 100 billion whiskers if you did 100 billion fertile females in your life time

100 billion?


man, i'd need a long dick to do that cuz my current one would wear out rather quickly.....

and that would be quite a long lifetime




would they be hot?

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well if your gonna have sex with them. they should atleast be hot to you.

but good luck finding 100 billion hot girls on this planet

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Originally posted by montie well if your gonna have sex with them. they should atleast be hot to you. but good luck finding 100 billion hot girls on this planet

yes, that might be a problem.... i'm having trouble finding 1 single one.... ROFL!


single as in uno - 1 as opposed to 1 billion

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Originally posted by whiskers yes, that might be a problem.... i'm having trouble finding 1 single one.... ROFL! single as in uno - 1 as opposed to 1 billion

yup the hot part isn't too much of a problem here
its finding one that i truely enjoy spending time with for more than 10 min. not just faking it.
thats the problem

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Originally posted by montie yup the hot part isn't too much of a problem here its finding one that i truely enjoy spending time with for more than 10 min. not just faking it. thats the problem

i'd like to designate 2 of my favorite bash.org quotes to that post



so lemme get this straight...
you asked for sex on the 2nd date
and when she said no you started crying?
yep
and she felt sorry for ya and put out?
yep
so in order to get pussy, you gotta BE a pussy?
seems like it
i swear to god the whole fuckin world's against me!



I'm sure that somewhere out there is the
right girl for you . Unfortunately, I think "out there" is measured in light years.

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