how about getting grease and putting it on the lock as well as what whiskers suggested
Nov-20-2003 06:35
nekholm
nekholm
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: .fi
So it's 2 days since you borrowed the money eh? Or did I get that wrong? If yes, I guess he borrowed the money because he didn't have money himself (duh), and maybe hasn't been able to get $6 to pay him back.. Still, he's acting like an idiot. $6 is not that much. Hell, I owe one of my friends 50€, another friend (my cousin) ~300€ ( ) and my mom about a lot. So if they acted like your friend I would be fucked
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Nov-20-2003 07:46
UWM
mandroid
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here
Well first pay him the $6.
Then find a strategic time to deficate on a plate and then wipe some of it inconspicuously on his padlock.
Then he will try to unlock his lock and notice there is "something" on the lock.
Most likely he will try to smell it to see if he can discern it's origin.
Then stand and laugh at him.
( I only have this idea because two of my friends got drunk and did it to the door handle of a large apartment building and laughed at everyone who entered )
Nov-20-2003 07:50
astroboy
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Melbourne
Buy one of those squeezy ketchup bottles (like the ones the hot-dog vendors use). Fill it up with fish-oil. Poke the nozzle of the bottle into one of the little grill holes in this guy's locker and squeeze. Once you've covered the contents of his locker with fish oil he will have to throw his shit in the garbage himself... saves you the work.
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Nov-20-2003 15:06
sash
retired.
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Sydney, Australia
quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
Buy one of those squeezy ketchup bottles (like the ones the hot-dog vendors use). Fill it up with fish-oil. Poke the nozzle of the bottle into one of the little grill holes in this guy's locker and squeeze. Once you've covered the contents of his locker with fish oil he will have to throw his shit in the garbage himself... saves you the work.
yeah, then fart in his face
Nov-20-2003 15:37
occrider
Traveladdict
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: New York
Give him the dirty sanchez ... that should teach him a thing or two.
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Nov-20-2003 15:49
Delay Llama
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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Krungthepmahanak ornamornratanakosinmahinta rayutthayamahadilokphopnop, Thailand
quote:
Originally posted by nekholm
~300€ ( )
I'm glad you remember, cause I want my money back!
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Nov-20-2003 16:24
Shad0wmaster
Returning TA
Registered: May 2002
Location: Montreal
give him the $6 and then do any one of the things everybody suggested
i wouldnt do anything until you get the books back. for example, what if you do something to his locker so it cant be accessed but then your books are in there.
also, have you considered reporting to the school that he took your books out of your locker without permission?
Nov-20-2003 18:55
Chris Crossland
Duke Silver
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: London
Ok kick his ass and show him whos boss and then take your books and stuff shove the $6 in his mouth and change you lock and THEN get in his locker and get all his shit put it in a trash can and burn it and drag his ass to see it and then say like dont fuck with me like a tony montana accent of some sort or some other intimidating line thats should work and then he will be your bitch and he will give you $6 everyday for the rest of his life you know you cant just do anything you have to threaten people these days
Just do it youll thank me and if you dont think you can take him get a friend to help you
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