Well when i was 3 i tripped up 3 stairs and cracked my skull open and blood was squirting every where and i had a cuncusion and in the ambulence (hows my spelling :/ ) they asked me my name and i said bob my name is chris good stuff got 8 stiches and the scar to prove it but you cant see it in my sig

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Originally posted by bassaholix Who is the more fool, the fool who came up with it, or the one that follows it?

i don't get it, what is with all these people hating? it's like they didn't get enough love in their childhood and now have to put down everyone and everything. lame.

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I put a hole in my tongue when I was about 7 or something. Whacked my head on a solid metal bar above me on a playground and then bit a hole in my tongue and blood was totally pissing out everywhere

I had to resort to eating mashed foods for a couple days afterwards

biting tongue hurts like fk

it goes all sore then eventually develops into an ulcer or something.

like drinking fkn hot soup and it melts ur mouth, thats not nice.

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Originally posted by ambs So last weekend when I was drunk, I bit the tip of my tongue, and it hurt for like 4 days afterwards.... So today I wake up, my tongue finally doesn't hurt anymore, I go to eat some chocolate with almonds and I bite my tongue AGAIN!!! this time on the side. I Don't know WHAT I did but it feels like I sprained my tongue. I can't touch the roof of my mouth without feeling a pain in my tongue Don't you hate it when you bite your damn tongue?????????????????????????????

Yeah, it sucks... luckily I am a trained tongue healer. I'll help you.

Don't worry, you won't feel a thing....till I jam this down your throat!

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Yeah, it sucks... luckily I am a trained tongue healer. I'll help you. Don't worry, you won't feel a thing....till I jam this down your throat!

See you in the operating place!

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Why would anyone bite their own tongue? Someone else's ear, well that's understandable. Sincerely, Mike T.

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Originally posted by gwrmarines Well when i was 3 i tripped up 3 stairs and cracked my skull open and blood was squirting every where and i had a cuncusion and in the ambulence (hows my spelling :/ ) they asked me my name and i said bob my name is chris good stuff got 8 stiches and the scar to prove it but you cant see it in my sig

Ever hear of a period?

After some scientific analysis, I discovered the exact moment that you bit your tounge:




Hehe.

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Originally posted by DaveSaenz After some scientific analysis, I discovered the exact moment that you bit your tounge: Hehe.

ROFL, HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA, that's awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by DaveSaenz After some scientific analysis, I discovered the exact moment that you bit your tounge: Hehe.

*lol* You know what the worst part is?? I know I wasn't like "OMIGOD IT'S ARMIN" because Armin knows me etc, but I don't know WHAT I WAS doing!!!! I was too drunk to remember *lol*

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Originally posted by DaveSaenz After some scientific analysis, I discovered the exact moment that you bit your tounge: Hehe.

The funny part is, that'll be me. Ask Arturo!

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