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Originally posted by Yoepus oh you didn't mention that.. don't you know that any western intelligence service won't hire shady characters these days... damn now that we know your a freaking criminal you'll never be able to provide us with valuable life saving information... damn man haven't you heard of don't ask don't tell??

Come on, he's the vice president already. Obviously his shady past was not that much of a setback in his career advancement.

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and yes the French sux - even with their namesake mustard.

I don't know...I kinda liked their mustard. Haven't tried the zionist one, though, so I really can't say which is better.

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Originally posted by Yoepus and yes the French sux - even with their namesake mustard.

It was funny to see how so-called "patriots" started boycotting French's mustard even though it's a US brand and manufactured in the US. :P

/munches freedom fries

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So basically the job entails looking at and reporting false information to the public, and trying to get everyone in such a state that they won't even go outside their house without a shotgun and chemical suit and mask. Then you'll attempt to take away their civil liberties slowly but surely and be seduced by such small benefits as a 401K plan, a 25 year retirement plan, and a mediocre retirement pay. Then you'll undoubtedly subject yourself to all the normal propaganda and spread the word, and get this. Actually truely believe it and prepare for the next "terrorist" attack with "WMD". Hell you might even get a chance to make it where we'd end up having martial law when the "terrorist threat" gets to high and we think we need large weapons and soldiers in the streets enforcing curfews and whatnot. Shit, you'll be part of the history books just like the SS.


Take it!

Ahhh sarcasm ... I know how to combat that.

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Originally posted by Ripped Bag So basically the job entails looking at and reporting false information to the public, and trying to get everyone in such a state that they won't even go outside their house without a shotgun and chemical suit and mask.

No actually the job would entail," analysis of programs and problems related to U.S. nuclear weapons, counter-proliferation of weapons of mass destruction (WMD), strategic planning for U.S. national security, including policies, plans and technical training for emergency response to terrorist activities as a part of homeland security, and the political, economic, operational and technical aspects of U.S. and North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) decisions concerning nuclear weapons." I must have missed the part about shot guns and chemical weapons suits ...

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Then you'll attempt to take away their civil liberties slowly but surely and be seduced by such small benefits as a 401K plan, a 25 year retirement plan, and a mediocre retirement pay.

Who is they? Who is we? Are we still talking about this private company that is not in any way directly associated with the NSA other than government contracts? Are you speaking of the latest medicare reform bill that was endoresed by the aarp?

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Then you'll undoubtedly subject yourself to all the normal propaganda and spread the word, and get this. Actually truely believe it and prepare for the next "terrorist" attack with "WMD". Hell you might even get a chance to make it where we'd end up having martial law when the "terrorist threat" gets to high and we think we need large weapons and soldiers in the streets enforcing curfews and whatnot. Shit, you'll be part of the history books just like the SS.

Oh really? Just like the SS? So who are the substitutes for the SA? What compromise was rendered to the wehrmacht? How was Hindenberg appeased? I'm anxiously awaiting some kind of historicaly reference/correlation to 1933 so please let me know!!!

Bah ... I'm thanksgiging drunk!

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it was a joke dipstick..

I work for the government

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Originally posted by Ripped Bag it was a joke dipstick.. I work for the government

There's no such thing as government humor ....













And I should know, I'm not a dipstick, I'm a dipbrat. Nothing sharpens the wit like a dod education

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try a government issued SWINGLINE STAPLER


no..wait...but they do give us swingline staplers