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Originally posted by Platipus The George Carlin Theory "The Most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. Whats that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first; get it out of the way. They you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you are too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back to the womb, spend you nine last months floating...and you finish off as an orgasm." Well, let me know what you guys think??? Geebs UT Clan Site

Yup, i support it I like the way things should be (sad thing they aren't like that).
Intersting thing M8.

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Sorry to be a twat :

As the psychological arrow of time and the thermodynamic arrow of time run parallel and point in the same direction, changing or reversing the direction of time would make absolutely no difference. We can't die before we're born, because the second law of thermodynamics says that disorder can only increase over time, never decrease (overall within a closed system).

However, even if we could reverse this thermodynamic arrow so that disorder does decrease with time, the psychological arrow will have to be reversed as well (in order to maintain the parrity in their direct relationship) which would negate the net effect of the reversal of the thermodynamic arrow, which would mean that if we take into account the weak anthropic principle, and assume that there is no absolute position in the universe, that disorder will always increase with time and that thus we cannot die before we are born.

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Originally posted by Renegade Sorry to be a twat : As the psychological arrow of time and the thermodynamic arrow of time run parallel and point in the same direction, changing or reversing the direction of time would make absolutely no difference. We can't die before we're born, because the second law of thermodynamics says that disorder can only increase over time, never decrease (overall within a closed system). However, even if we could reverse this thermodynamic arrow so that disorder does decrease with time, the psychological arrow will have to be reversed as well (in order to maintain the parrity in their direct relationship) which would negate the net effect of the reversal of the thermodynamic arrow, which would mean that if we take into account the weak anthropic principle, and assume that there is no absolute position in the universe, that disorder will always increase with time and that thus we cannot die before we are born.

YEAH! what he says!

Bah you are no fun!! So it doesn't actually work, theories don't always work anyways. But if you wanna get into the scientific nature of the question, I don't believe this new model of life can use our theories on time and space... Just a thought... What if everything ran backwards. hmmmmm... anyways keep them replies coming in.




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damn good theory to me.. but what renegade sed is quite right (even though i didnt understand a word of it... but i see where he is coming from)

i dont think im too bothered about the ending though... do i have to dig my way out of my mothers egg and go back down... ill stop there.. the mental picture isnt too good

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Originally posted by Thor George Carlin is truly quite insightfull, even though he's a comedian he really has some impressive stuff Thats one of my favorites from him, truly hilarious

George is by far probaly by favore comidian....hes so realistic with his jokes everyitng he says is about real life shit....and how funny it is.....and hes a Genius when it comes to stuff like that...VERY SMART PERSON I MIGHT SAY!!!!

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Originally posted by Renegade Sorry to be a twat : As the psychological arrow of time and the thermodynamic arrow of time run parallel and point in the same direction, changing or reversing the direction of time would make absolutely no difference. We can't die before we're born, because the second law of thermodynamics says that disorder can only increase over time, never decrease (overall within a closed system). However, even if we could reverse this thermodynamic arrow so that disorder does decrease with time, the psychological arrow will have to be reversed as well (in order to maintain the parrity in their direct relationship) which would negate the net effect of the reversal of the thermodynamic arrow, which would mean that if we take into account the weak anthropic principle, and assume that there is no absolute position in the universe, that disorder will always increase with time and that thus we cannot die before we are born.

i think George was mainly having this as a threory cuz ..of the whole religion prinsible of life...and Death is the end of your life and how irronic it is.....he just sayed what would be more logical and better in our intrest if it was where everyone would get better in life longer we lived rather then everything fading when we get older......but if your trying to be psychological about this ..u should know Time istelf doesnt exist...... but when u get into those aspects of anyting it gets confusing...

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Originally posted by igottaknow Don't worry in the current progression of life you end up like a baby anyways so don't sweat it: 1. You don't have any teeth. (with out your dentures). 2. You need to wear diapers ('Depends' for that weak blader). 3. You have to depend on others to help you do everything. 4. You don't have much hair on your head. PS Now with Viagra you have a good chance dieing as you orgasm (with a weak old heart). ;-)

lmao...so true. hahhahhaahha...damn i can't stop laughing. anyway, i think that theory is....interesting. my theory on life though is just live it cuz u only live it like this once. also, i believe that this so called "life" is just a test...there is a much better place (and life) awaiting us up above for those who deserve it. and i truly believe that very people will be going to hell...only those that want to.

/me picks my nose...


k, just didn't want to end on such a serious note. hahaha...god forbid i be too serious for more than a minute. blah!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee lmao...so true. hahhahhaahha...damn i can't stop laughing. anyway, i think that theory is....interesting. my theory on life though is just live it cuz u only live it like this once. also, i believe that this so called "life" is just a test...there is a much better place (and life) awaiting us up above for those who deserve it. and i truly believe that very people will be going to hell...only those that want to. /me picks my nose... k, just didn't want to end on such a serious note. hahaha...god forbid i be too serious for more than a minute. blah!

Thx, I know i've acommplished something if i've made at least one person smile each day. I agree with what u said just don't dig for gold (pick ur nose) in front of me while ur talkin, cause u will go straight to hell. hehehe.

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