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| quote: | Originally posted by MERTON
why didn't she want sex with me? i'm not ugly.. i almost have a six pack.. but mah butt is still squishy.. damn squishy! |
It's all about squats and leg extensions... also if you take up a Southern kung fu style where they make u sit in horse stance for long periods of time...then you too will be able to crush wallnuts between your buttocks.
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