how is it NOT funny?

it's jesus...and santa...

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I'm a little confused

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i read all the way to the bottom of this thread hoping you guys had come to a conclusion but no. no conclusion, what an effin waste of time you jag offs!

think about it.

If you're a christian, wouldn't Santa be unholy, worshopping false idols?

plus the fact that its the secular santa and commercialism with the religious jesus. plus the fact it was probably drawn by some 46 year old woman who knits sweaters all day and doesnt know shit.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

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Originally posted by davinox think about it. If you're a christian, wouldn't Santa be unholy, worshopping false idols? plus the fact that its the secular santa and commercialism with the religious jesus. plus the fact it was probably drawn by some 46 year old woman who knits sweaters all day and doesnt know shit.

who said people worship santa as an idol???

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Originally posted by Floorfiller who said people worship santa as an idol???

i do

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

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Originally posted by davinox i do

well...i don't agree. people like to think of santa because they want some free shit...they don't pray to him at church or anything...just like people don't worship the toothfairy or easter bunny??

I've seen people laff harder at losing their wallets than I just did at that picture.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike I've seen people laff harder at losing their wallets than I just did at that picture.

Haha... Yeah. That one time I lost my wallet... with the cash... haha... and the pricless irreplacable pics... haha...

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**Runs off crying**

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Originally posted by moncster ok fine, here's the conclusion: in our society, people forgot the true meaning of christmas; it's not about some old man that gives gifts, it's the derivative of e^x is e^x

hmm how can derivate(e^x) = e^x

ohh and btw, useless thread

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Originally posted by St_Andrew hmm how can derivate(e^x) = e^x

What are you talking about? He said derivative of e^x. Not derivative(e^x).

if you differentiate e^x you get e^x.


Anywho.. I have something funny that you fellow mathematicians may find funny



The functions are sitting in a bar, chatting (how fast they go to zero at infinity etc.). Suddenly, one cries "Beware! Derivation is coming!" All immediately hide themselves under the tables, only the exponential sits calmly on the chair.

The derivation comes in, sees a function and says "Hey, you don't fear me?"
"No, I'am e to x", says the exponential self-confidently!
"Well" replies the derivation "but who says I differentiate along x?"



lol! Yes, I know its fucking sad really.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike What are you talking about? He said derivative of e^x. Not derivative(e^x). if you differentiate e^x you get e^x.

nah the deriviate of e^x is x*e^x, or have i gone mad over christmas wekeend!?