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so when do we get to execute the track??
TA CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
TA MEMBER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
TA CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
MODERATOR: How do you know she is a witch?
TA MEMBER #2: She looks like one.
MODERATOR: Bring her forward.
TUKAN - WONDER OF LIFE(F&W MIX): I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
MODERATOR: But you are dressed as one.
TUKAN - WONDER OF LIFE(F&W MIX): They dressed me up like this.
TA CROWD: No, we didn't -- no.
TUKAN - WONDER OF LIFE(F&W MIX): And this isn't my remix, it's a false one.
MODERATOR: Well?
TA MEMBER #1: Well, we did do the remix.
MODERATOR: The remix?
TA MEMBER #1: And the synth -- but she is a witch!
TA CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
MODERATOR: Did you mix her up like this?
TA CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
TA MEMBER #1: She has got a shitty bassline!!.
MODERATOR: What makes you think she is a witch?
TA MEMBER #3: Well, she turned me into a cheesy track.
MODERATOR: A cheesy track?
TA MEMBER #3: I got better.
TA MEMBER #2: Burn her anyway!
TA CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
MODERATOR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
TA CROWD: Are there? What are they?
MODERATOR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
TA MEMBER #2: Burn!
TA CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
MODERATOR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
TA MEMBER #1: More witches!
TA MEMBER #2: cheese!
MODERATOR: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
TA MEMBER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of cheese...?
MODERATOR: Good!
TA CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
MODERATOR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of cheese?
TA MEMBER #1: Eat her!
MODERATOR: Aah, but can you not also eat beef?
TA MEMBER #2: Oh, yeah.
MODERATOR: Does cheese sink in water?
TA MEMBER #1: No, no.
TA MEMBER #2: It floats! It floats!
TA MEMBER #1: Throw her into the pond!
TA CROWD: The pond!
MODERATOR: What also floats in water?
TA MEMBER #1: Bread!
TA MEMBER #2: Apples!
TA MEMBER #3: Very small rocks!
TA MEMBER #1: Cider!
TA MEMBER #2: Great gravy!
TA MEMBER #1: Cherries!
TA MEMBER #2: Mud!
TA MEMBER #3: Churches -- churches!
TA MEMBER #2: Lead -- lead!
ELITIST: A duck.
TA CROWD: Oooh.
MODERATOR: Exactly! So, logically...,
TA MEMBER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of
cheese.
MODERATOR: And therefore--?
TA MEMBER #1: A witch!
TA CROWD: A witch!
MODERATOR: We shall use my largest scales!
[yelling]
MODERATOR: Right, remove the supports!
[whop]
[creak]
TA CROWD: A witch! A witch!
TUKAN - WONDER OF LIFE(F&W MIX): It's a fair cop.
TA CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
[yelling]
MODERATOR: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
ELITIST: I am pwnzrj00noobs, King of the prog pwns u byeochs.
MODERATOR: My liege!
ELITIST: Good Sir MODERATOR, will you come with me to Ultra,
and join us at the turn Table?
MODERATOR: My liege! I would be honored.
ELITIST: What is your name?
MODERATOR: Well, they call me [b]WickedNeo, my leige.
ELITIST: Then I dub you Sir WickedNeo, Knight of the turn Table.
[Narrative Interlude]
NARRATOR: The wise Sir Wicked was the first to join King
pwnzrj00noobs's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow:
Sir Swamper the Brave; Sir tu_face the Pure; and Sir Arturob the
Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Swamper who had nearly fought DJ SAMMY, who had nearly stood up to the vicious DJ SAMMY - HEAVEN and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of PVD; and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. Together
they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold
throughout the centuries, the Knights of the turn Table.
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| quote: | Venus: And there are troops of savage giraffes whose necks are on fire, like
the starry ejaculations of fireworks in the very pale sky of childhood
...
Venus: Enter, enter here - men of all kinds and races, victims of reality!
You who have the thirst for dreams.
...
Venus: You, on life's bitter road, drenched in hard sunlight who have the
thirst that once more the dark marvel of dreams... |
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