Nice 1, but I was thinking more a bath of petrol, then a sprinkle of broken down fine glass, ouch

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little ol' me evil...nahhh...

like the petrol & glass idea, just watch out for naked flames eh..

HAHAh oh shit I smoke too so I don't want them to go up in flames

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ahh i've changed me mind!..i'l cut mine off with me grans rusty old nail file while grabbin tightly to live barrbed wire* !!mmmm think i'll be ready for 4 stompin me cherry arss off then!

with my bollocks in hand i will vow do do wots rite and go fuckin mental 4 the nec!

wooohooooyababababdooowooooliii!


*j foams out of mouth wiv xcitement

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Well I think to that I've changed my mind, what i might do is grab the wire brush which has been sitting in grandads shed since 1952 rub very hard up against my nads to create some nasty sores and abrashions, then slice the actual veins connecting the bollocks off with broken glass, while necking a bottle of vodka I'll achieve this, also I've created a nifty idea to place the severed bollocks on the end of red glowsticks, but yet to decide how to stick them onto the glowstick after all I wouldn't want them flying across the other side of the NEC and hitting some poor old sould in the face, mind u the staff might aperciate the donation after all when they sweep up afterwoods and find them they'll probably mince them down into their minging hot dogs or burgers for the next concert thing there I hope its Garage nation or something

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how annoyin is this... its costin a tenner less than SSS for the NEC doo-job... bit steep, but i fink it mite be worth it! i gotta save up sum serious cash for that period of time, cuz mr picotto is returning to GC for another 6 hour monstah on oct 6th...

shall we rob a bank?

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Originally posted by tu_face shall we rob a bank?

the jellyfish plan is still valid....

o'callaghan.. plz don't put your bollocks on those glowsticks.. I dont's fancy having my teeth smashed in by flying gonads!

don't u worry about that goldenarmZ I'll make sure I tie them down with string and glue them on, if a Dj plays a shit set there I might be tempted to aim and sort of like as if it was a sling, u can get some serious power that way.

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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! ROFLMAO!!

I've got a mental picture of you slingshotting your bollocks/glowsticks at the DJ booth! can you imagine the DJ's face if that happened?! HAHAHAA!!!!

Um i need my bollocks for my future family, so i will pass, and unfortunatly to young to go, so i will b glued to rapture

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Yeah I also brought some American style mall pants like 50 inch waist ones, and currently I'm removing the waistband and planning to use the elastic as like a giant catapalt but I think it might need 3 people to operate it, but yeah what a fucking shock a set of nads slapping the poor old dj round the chops, I can imagine the blood spraying the crowd and the Djs girlfriend screaming as the blood drenched missle gives the Dj the Kirby look

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