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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel when i was four i had to share a bedroom including bed with my older sister and one night i was mad because she didn't play with me so i let it rip and pissed all over the bed. She started screeming.... yuck. i can't believe i would think of such a thing then.

haha rofl

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i was on a rafting trip, and during one of the parts where we were in rough action, i pissed into the raft, since my brain was more focuesed on staying alive. no one noticed, i dont think it was so nice because i held it in for several hours.

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Originally posted by igottaknow Funny thing is I can still remember it like just happened. 1st or 2nd grade after school program, the teacher was giving a long winded lecture to 50 kids in the gym. I was too embarrased to yell out in front of everyone i had to go to the toilet, by the time i worked up enough courage to get her attention it was too late. Pissed my pants running down the hallway on route to the bathroom. *in slow motion* I'm almost there...Nooooooooooo...pisssssssssssssssssssss. To this day I don't know why I felt i had to ask for permission?

those evil elementary school teachers intimidated us

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Outside of letting it go in lakes and stuff on purpose I really can't remember the last time.

I do have a funny pissing story though.

Two years ago I had 3 roomates and we lived across from this highrise apartment complex. One of my friends was notorious for pissing the bed when he was hammered (he even had rubber lining sheets lol). Anyways we all went out and got wrecked and he went home with this girl who lived on the side of the apartment complex facing us. So he came home in the morning and was like "Hey guys look at the balcony across the street." So we all looked over there and there was a mattress on the balcony and all the sheets. Apparently after he fell asleep he peed himself and ran the fuck out of there.

It was classic.

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Originally posted by Casey In year one the teacher said i could hold on for 15 mins ... she was wrong, i had to wear a chicks skirt home.

HAAAHAHAhahahahahaahaha Thats hilarious!!


Last time for me... i dont actually remember... im guessing around 5 years old

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oh, i remember perfectly. it was two years ago. we were moving and needed to get cartons for packing our stuff. we went to home depot and bought a lot of those big rubbermaid totes because we knew that we would be storing our stuff temporarily. so we were going out of the store and i mentioned i needed to pee, but then decided, nope i can make it back to the apartment.
well.......it was a windy day and a big gust of wind took one of the totes up in the air, my husband ran after. it as it bounced off car hoods and roofs. it was hilariously funny, watching him chasing a big plastic tote. i started to laugh and let go of the shopping cart holding the other totes, and because there was a small slope in the parking lot, the shopping cart started rolling down the slope towards a BMW. i was laughing too hard to try to stop it and besides i was trying so hard not to pee myself. then i saw my husband run back toward me carrying the flying tote, he switched direction and grabbed the shopping cart before it hit the car. it was like a scene from Jackass....i bent over, laughing so hard. he came up to me and thought i was choking or something. i couldn't stop laughing long enough to explain. he dropped the tote and let go of the shopping cart and tried the heimlich maneuver (sp?) on me. thats all it took! i couldnt hold it any more and thats when i let loose. we both ended up sitting on the ground, in a puddle of pee, and laughing histerically, the shopping cart rolled to a stop against the BMW and the tote bounced a couple times.
other people went past us and stared and shook their heads, they probably thought were were drunk or something.
Ahhhhh......memories of youth.....

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