Thats nothing Dave, Heres a funny story that happened to me a while ago, I was dating a girl for 5 months and i was getting fucking bored, she was shit in bed and was boring to hell, I met a girl online, who lived like 2 blocks away from me, we met in a club and go very drunk, we both were attracted to each other anyways i got her mobile number, and i got in about 2am, and i was pissed outta my tree, i was also horny as fuck, anyway i wrote a message saying ' Hi Sexy I had a great time tonight, etc etc, u made me horny etc, and i wrote that i was single and free, and u will never belive it, i sent it to my fucking girlfriend, well my X now :0,

lol.

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Originally posted by DJ RozzeR Thats nothing Dave, Heres a funny story that happened to me a while ago, I was dating a girl for 5 months and i was getting fucking bored, she was shit in bed and was boring to hell, I met a girl online, who lived like 2 blocks away from me, we met in a club and go very drunk, we both were attracted to each other anyways i got her mobile number, and i got in about 2am, and i was pissed outta my tree, i was also horny as fuck, anyway i wrote a message saying ' Hi Sexy I had a great time tonight, etc etc, u made me horny etc, and i wrote that i was single and free, and u will never belive it, i sent it to my fucking girlfriend, well my X now :0, lol.

cheered me up

thanks!

HAHAHA! Damn dude, that sucks

methinks i'm in the clear

lol
textmessaging= dangerous when intoxicated
emailing = dangerous when intoxicated

verdict: don't send the letter (while intoxicated)

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yeah, say tgat now.. but i just cant resist txtin ppl when drunk.

always say something stupid though.

and then u wake up the followin mornin and look through ur fone and see these messages and wonder who the fuck u sent them to..

lol... dave's drunk phone calls are hilarious. i did get the email, so i think you are ok, but i didnt get to read it yet since i had a meeting first thing this morning. though i must advise, that when calling your friend to confirm that you sent it to her and not the subject of the email, remember the 9 hour time difference...

dont worry dave shit happens, reminds me of the time i robbed a bank when i was drunk and wrote my demands on the back of my check

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Originally posted by butterfly lol... dave's drunk phone calls are hilarious. i did get the email, so i think you are ok, but i didnt get to read it yet since i had a meeting first thing this morning. though i must advise, that when calling your friend to confirm that you sent it to her and not the subject of the email, remember the 9 hour time difference...

well, thank fuck everything's ok now
u coulda been really nasty and said u didn't recieve any email
then i woulda shit myself

thought Americans started work earlier than over here? is it not normal to get up at about 6:00 am??

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Originally posted by UglyDave thought Americans started work earlier than over here? is it not normal to get up at about 6:00 am??

no, I got to sleep around then though, does that count??

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Originally posted by butterfly remember the 9 hour time difference...

sorry mel





haha! no i'm not