July 12, 2067
at the age of 80 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (27%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

I bet the alien abduction thing is b/c i walk alone at night sometimes, yet i live in the city, so aliens dont like to go there.

whats auto-fellatio???

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Originally posted by Heinz July 12, 2067 at the age of 80 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (31%) Cancer (27%) Alien Abduction (5%) Third Degree Burns (5%) Suicide (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) I bet the alien abduction thing is b/c i walk alone at night sometimes, yet i live in the city, so aliens dont like to go there. whats auto-fellatio???

it's when you remove two ribs and suck yourself up
i think, though, that in this case,
you still have your two ribs.

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Originally posted by DJFreaq wtf Ygrene is energy backwards

Sergio Jimenez - Hiatus pt.1, June 07 Compilation
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 29, 2062
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (5%)

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on October 29, 2062, as you slip silently into the night.

LMAO LMAO LMAO ...

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sweet imma live to 88 got another 68 years ohhhh yeah

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 26, 2069
at the age of 85 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Homicide (5%)

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Alsof Het G*dverdomme Himmel Niks Kost!!!

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 25, 2056
at the age of 82 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.




BASTARDS........... a week before my 83 birthday

quote:

Originally posted by jonSun It told me I got till 2006 when im 29. I better behave.

What the hell have you answered?¿ 2 more years...
Cheers!

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April 8, 2088
at the age of 102 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (21%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)





no joke, far too old

Last edited by sharpeye00 on Jan-20-2004 at 05:52

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 5, 2077
at the age of 90 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (13%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Drowning (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

Damn, only 2. longest...

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"At that moment the Chosen One learned a powerfull lesson about iron claws: They hurt like crap man!"

quote:

Originally posted by DarkFall01 Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: August 5, 2065 at the age of 83 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (17%) Electrolysis (15%) Horrible Accident (11%) Alien Abduction (8%) Heart Attack (6%) Alcoholism (6%) Drowning (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%)

auto-fellatio?!?!?

65 w/ heart attack wait