Venus: And there are troops of savage giraffes whose necks are on fire, like
the starry ejaculations of fireworks in the very pale sky of childhood
... Venus: Enter, enter here - men of all kinds and races, victims of reality!
You who have the thirst for dreams.
... Venus: You, on life's bitter road, drenched in hard sunlight who have the
thirst that once more the dark marvel of dreams...
Jan-29-2004 18:06
SuperFarStucker
1380 fp/s
Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Seattle, WA
quote:
Originally posted by Tranc3
That's an awesome idea, although I'm not sure how you could get the string around their bodies tight enough to stop them from just flying off their connection to the log without mortally wounding them or damaging their wings.
I don't think you'd have to cinch it down too hard. The bee would be to busy lifting the laden weight to generate enough torque to rip itself in two I think. Of course your message isn't going to get too far because the bees will fatigue quickly and well.. if they stop they die
For added calamity make it wasps.
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quote:
Venus: And there are troops of savage giraffes whose necks are on fire, like
the starry ejaculations of fireworks in the very pale sky of childhood
... Venus: Enter, enter here - men of all kinds and races, victims of reality!
You who have the thirst for dreams.
... Venus: You, on life's bitter road, drenched in hard sunlight who have the
thirst that once more the dark marvel of dreams...
Jan-29-2004 18:09
DarkAngel
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: .
quote:
Originally posted by UglyDave
well what would u put on ur banner?
Hey, how about "Cruelty to bees?"
Jan-29-2004 18:10
dukes
meh!
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: No mans land
i was thinking that you could construct a mini balsa wood hive for them to carry with a little for sale sign and a sold sticker over it
or the sign could say "bee's for hire"
Jan-29-2004 18:14
getfoul
LOL Tiesto
Registered: Jan 2004
Location:
now wasps or hornets would be cool. people looking and thinking its all cool, then they see a bunch of pissed off wasps and watch them run!
Jan-29-2004 18:15
DarkAngel
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: .
quote:
Originally posted by SuperFarStucker
Funniest thread ever
This is funny, but I think it pales in comparison to the 'Funny Cyber' thread. Good GOD, I never seen so many people laughing to a thread.
Jan-29-2004 18:21
StereoPrincess
sassy one-piece
Registered: May 2001
Location: SPFRI
how could you get the bees to go all in one way?
Jan-29-2004 19:30
dukes
meh!
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: No mans land
quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
This is funny, but I think it pales in comparison to the 'Funny Cyber' thread. Good GOD, I never seen so many people laughing to a thread.
OH MY GOD!!!!! i just read it!!! HARRRRRR!!!
Jan-29-2004 19:34
{b.s.e.}
savant garde
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Source
That most certainly is not the ultimate idea. Slamball on the moon is the ultimate idea.
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