Don't eat the sausage!!!...?

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Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee are u insane??? go for hte party...hookup with any other hottie u meet there... geez.... never turn down a birthday party cos u know theres gonna be women there.. if its a sausage fest or the women aint ur type, u can always call it an early night and say "oh i got stuff to do tomorrow morn, so i cant really stay any longer"

What he said

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Originally posted by AnonymousRacer I will try and move on and not get hung up on this girl... but she was talking about her turntables, new needles coming in the mail, buying vinyls, spinning d&b, trance, and happy hardcore(back in the days), raves, ecstasy, etc. She was telling me how she thought raves were a movement to make a difference and not about the drugs(which I agree)and now the general public seems think it IS about the drugs. She then tells me how she doesn't feel comfortable spinning in front of a lot of people but once at a party, she was really getting into the music, that she didn't realize a crowd was gathering. Then she goes on talking about Aphrodite, Dieselboy, Jungle Brothers, Tiesto, Armin Van Buuren, PVD, etc. Now, how can you not get hung up on that ??? I'm going .

You can not get hung up on it because SHE'S LIVING WITH HER BOYFRIEND.

Just because you've got common interests doesn't mean she has some latent desire to fuck you.

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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

The same girl from your other thread, eh? Ohhh boy.

Go to the party and hook up with any hottie there like someone in this thread said earlier, but make sure you have a cell phone with you. If the party turns into a sausage fest (AGAIN), pretend to get a phone call and then tell her an emergency came up, THEN GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!

If this girl is living with a live-in boyfriend, no disrespect meant here, but you have a snowball's chance in hell with her.

I don't like HipHop, but 2Pac sung a great song once and I would like to use the name of one of his songs in this situation:

"Life goes on."